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[SONG AGAINST THE DISCOURSE]

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the wheels in the bus go thunk thunk crunch...

i've been informed that i am, in fact, driving a boulder

I just got my commission from @WelshPixie, the plan is to put this on business cards that robbie can carry around for people to take.

It is adorable.

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me: fu-
chorus: shut your mouth!
me: just talkin about futch!

uk politics 

one of corbyn's benchmarks has been how well labor does in council elections. labor now seems in trouble on all fronts

"blue oysters prodigiously fruit in cold weather"

same, tbh

Ahhh @cyrinsong and i got Luna a leash and took her outside for the first time ever today!! It went well until a car drove past and scared her.

She was unfazed by the barking dog

Retweeted @kittysaysmoo@twitter.com:

I read too much homestuck and I forgot I had arms

or to face the balloon and, by blowing it, make a long tube that could be twisted into fun little giraffe or maybe a doge

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whether tis nobler to draw the golf ball through the garden hose,

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