whether tis nobler to draw the golf ball through the garden hose,

or to face the balloon and, by blowing it, make a long tube that could be twisted into fun little giraffe or maybe a doge

@ThatDamnCat because hamlet likes a good rhetorical setup when talking to himself.

@ThatDamnCat @confusedcharlot I'd hate to be in a relationship with Hamlet.

ME: hey Hamlet where do you wanna get dinner?

HAMLET: O cruel fate, who torments me all my wakefulness, dare I to know the mysteries of the human heart? how am I to choose

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