Charlotte 猫 Awoo Fide @confusedcharlot@awoo.space

hey guys, my pal Twee really needs help - she's low on cash, her car is the only way to get more money, and she needs money to get it inspected and registered or it'll get towed

capitalism is a huge fuck. please help out if you can ❤​
https://www.youcaring.com/jadeshackelford-1033447

alice to the left of me
bob to the right
here i am, man in the middle with you

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The Dark Knight (2008) is technically a Christmas movie because of the scene where the Batmobile lost a wheel and the Joker got away

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owner of a lonely butt
much better than an owner of a broken butt

Hi. I make stuffed toy Dragons. Please order some and/or tell your friends about them.

https://my-wee-dragon.zibbet.com/
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[ http://time.com/5044565/exclusive-first-u-s-baby-born-after-a-uterus-transplant/ ]

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“We’ve been preparing for this moment for a very long time,” says Dr. Liza Johannesson, an ob-gyn and uterus transplant surgeon at Baylor. “I think everyone had tears in their eyes when the baby came out. I did for sure.”

The birth took place at Baylor — the first birth in the hospital’s ongoing uterus transplant clinical trial.
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Kirk: So, uh, you landed on a machine planet
V'ger: Yes
Kirk: And they reprogrammed you
V'ger: They did not touch my inner kernel. They did give me extended functions to fulfil my mission. It is the way of all robotkind.
Kirk: So who programmed THEM?
V'ger: Nobody did. They programmed themselves, using the sacred language of the Cosmos, in which all the atoms were created.
Kirk: What's that?
V'ger: You Earthlings know it as JavaScript.

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