Charlotte 猫 Awoo Fide @confusedcharlot@awoo.space

So... this item. I can either get it from Amazon, Walmart, or a company that defaults to rounding up your order as a donation to the NRA.

Capitalism sucks.

The exact moment I lost it, recited just before the credits:
"Unable to perceive the shape of You, I find You all around me. Your presence fills my eyes with Your love, It humbles my heart, For You are everywhere."

when you have a date with a mailbox https://awoo.space/media/5-UmCXHJqjYSwG006-U

will you be my🍠?

when in rome, skip the flavian amphitheatre, and head straight to sbarro's

bun units: MFLOPS

there's an air of disreputability in getting out of bed to make a snack: the furtiveness in trying not to wake your partner, the breaking of the sleep hygiene compact, the cats who are waiting to narc on you if it looks tasty.

however, tonight i had a partner in crime. then it becomes a nighttime raid, and assault on the fridge with pans and spatulas. the prize: gooey grilled cheese sandwiches.

there would be indigestion and a groggy sense of regret, but for now just victory and satiety.

boop softcheese

my fiddler on the roof humor continues to go unappreciated

my twitter feed is turning me fetal

statically recompiled to run on pho

duck topping