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Made 8 liters of split pea soup, because cooking is the only thing holding my like together atm

Leaving Facebook for Mastodon doesn't change anything about how they're a dangerous threat to the free world

"Welcome to Magic School. Here is your schedule."
"Thanks! But..."
"Yes?"
"This is just 'Ethics' and 'Human rights' and things like that."
"Correct, that's the first year curriculum."
"Do we have to learn all this?"
"Of course! What do you think this is, software engineering?"
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

can u guys imagine... being able to see for free??

🚫nonglasses users don't interact🚫

i'm legally a girl, which suggests that at some point i was illegally a girl, which is cyberpunk as fuck

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BOOST IF U WANNA BE IN A STUPID SHITPOST DRAWING IM MAKING ABOUT THIS SITE ( NOT EVERYONE MIGHT BE INCLUDED, ILL DRAW U AS UR ICON OR IF U HAVE A PERSONA ON UR TL )

the deli used to have potato wedges that were battered like fried chicken, and while i understand intellectually that they were an abomination in the eyes of both god and man, i still miss them

This is on the edge of be discourse, but the biggest compromise I have to make in consuming new-ish media that is generally better about things like gender, orientation, and race, is that there is a preponderance of young bodies, and I am old and fat.

I can identify with characters, there are incredible stories (current obsession: visual novels), but they are frequently the stories of very talented young people finding their voice.

So there is always a distance, and it's hard to see myself.

when someone complains about how much i post on this fuckin website

post ur weapon mains. what weapon do u main, spiritually, culturally, socially, physically, or otherwise

me: this is lesbophobia

tsa agent: i'm sorry ma'am but you can't bring your sword on the plane

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