Charlotte 猫 Awoo Fide @confusedcharlot@awoo.space

Everybody forgets about Jesus greatest miracle,

having twelve close friends and only one that wanted him dead

This one is particularly necessary right now.

Please, fucking talk to a single person who's worked retail before you speak for us and spread the propaganda that we're punished when other people shoplift

We're fucking not. That virtually never happens at any chain store, which are the only places you should be shoplifting from anyway

Please correct people when you hear this, it's getting so fucking old

"That doesn't fit my use case so I don't want to make it" is not a good way to design software

there's something about lying in the grass under old apple trees listening to music

Hey I don't usually announce streams on Mastodon but starting RIGHT THIS SECOND me, and Miguel who made They Bleed Pixels, and Christine who made Digital and Analogue, and our friend Parrish are gonna be streaming Nintendo's bizarre five screen game experiment Four Swords Adventures and I'm excite. We'll have a GBA cam. U should watch, using the Internet https://twitch.tv/spookysquidgames

nobody told me the trailer for the mr rogers movie is out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VLEPhfEN2M

got those extremely wet eyes

It is very entertaining to pretend you don’t know who Joe Biden is during office politics arguments

*takes it easy*