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tech writer: dooooooomed!
masto: it's spelled, "dommed"

reminder that rust pull request number 42069 was about niceness values

Went to knitting group, but I was so full I bolted. Hope I didn't upset anyone

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tú jortes
ella jorte
nosotras jortemos
ellas/ustedes jorten

guns, mh 

admittedly, i have a complicated relationship with guns. americans love to kill women and brown ppl with them, and disarming cops seems like a prerequisite for anything good to happen these days.

but i gotta say target shooting is the only thing keeping me sane of late. it's mindful. it gets me outside, and it gets me moving

idk i don't want to hurt anyone, and until recently guns for self defense was the furthest thing from my mind. the worse things get though, the more i think abt it

KrebsOnSecurity: Equifax Argentinian portal secured with login of admin/admin
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(submitted by mjcl)

while i got y'all's attention:

The Space Adventures Of General Mibi is a space opera composed entirely for the Microsoft GS Wavetable Synth soundfont as a tribute to 90s MIDI music

it has been probably my biggest project so far

and it is now available on bandcamp!
bandcamp.mynameiser.in/album/t

please give it a listen if you haven't already

(or listen again, see if i care) computerfairi.es/media/y53ny1D

Have a sample meme from the 'shitposts' section of our menu. 

Menu: i.imgur.com/EVFd41X.png
To order: !order '1-4' 'folder from menu'

eg. !order 1 Animal Crossing
Please allow a few minutes for a response.

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me: *puts on magic glasses*
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toot: awoo
me: *puts on magic glasses*
toot: you are special and worthy ☺️

@Dex I was about to say "let me guess, the new iphone is a thousand dollars" as a joke about how ridiculously expensive apple stuff is, then I saw something someone else posted about the iphone being literally a thousand dollars

drugs, bripe in the raw 

adderall and chocolate covered espresso beans, oops.

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