me: boobs are 100% awesome and i love everything about them, including having them. i used to think it was basic to like them, but no, actually. they're extremely good and i will probably like them until i die
also me: *literally can't bring myself to trust anyone who uses the word "buxom" in normal conversation"
@orrery i always think it's finally died out, and then i find someone who' proves me wrong