FROM THE PATREON: c'mooooon, you thought we were gonna get out of TF Month without hitting on one of the oldest tropes in the book? no WAY.
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@egypturnash IT HAPPENS SO OFTEN, YOU'D THINK SOMEONE WOULD CATCH ON