Friends, I'm a lot of things and I'm far from perfect, but I solemnly swear from the bottom of my heart that one thing I'll never do is post five thousand hi-resolution photos of cleaning and loading firearms to my smut blog every single day. End of press conference, no questions

@distressedegg guns are literally the opposite of porn. They're the anti-porn, the 1+1=2 of anti-life equations. Guns can fuck off

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