Misty @dog@awoo.space

@soft_chomps@mastodon.social @hoodie@mastodon.social i ought to pay better

@hoodie@mastodon.social I have a robot vacuum cleaner! She keeps my floors clean

@soft_chomps@mastodon.social https://twitter.com/glitchedpuppet/status/847944788166926336

@hoodie@mastodon.social It's the future in Australia, if only the future were more futuristic

@soft_chomps@mastodon.social DID YOU SEE THE FOLLOWUP

@hoodie@mastodon.social It's already the 2nd here, I think it'd be illegal to fool you

@soft_chomps@mastodon.social The guy makes optical disk drive replacements for game consoles, like the Saturn and the Dreamcast. He's joking about making one to replace the optical drive in a Laserdisc player.

This is the best april fool’s joke this year, and also, one I dearly wish were real. https://gdemu.wordpress.com/2017/04/01/the-grand-master-revealed/

It's been a high of 18 the past few days, and it's actually felt *cold*! It's really nice.

@sarahjeong Awoo mode changes the "toot" button to read "awoo" (which is also the default in awoo.space's web UI)

@QuestForTori (eg idgi 😅)

@QuestForTori I don't think this joke localizes well

@shibacomputer Precious 😭

Your reminder that there’s a DVD region code for spacecraft https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DVD_region_code#Region_codes_and_countries

@jkap They federate to people they mention, but otherwise they don't federate at all. Or at least they didn't the last time I checked.

@jkap Oh shit right, I wouldn't be able to see them :/