Christianity joke 

If we're all god's children, can we call child protective services on this bastard?

His daughter eats one fucking apple and EVERYONE'S in time out for ever.

Abusive shit.

Follow

Christianity joke 

@Draekos No no, it's okay because he let his son go down to Earth on a suicide mission and that makes everything...well, not fine, but there's no more time out. Now we'll just be spanked the next time the son comes back, unless we tell him how great him and his dad are!

Wait no, that's still damn abusive. Runs in the family.

Sign in to participate in the conversation
Awoo Space

Awoo.space is a Mastodon instance where members can rely on a team of moderators to help resolve conflict, and limits federation with other instances using a specific access list to minimize abuse.

While mature content is allowed here, we strongly believe in being able to choose to engage with content on your own terms, so please make sure to put mature and potentially sensitive content behind the CW feature with enough description that people know what it's about.

Before signing up, please read our community guidelines. While it's a very broad swath of topics it covers, please do your best! We believe that as long as you're putting forth genuine effort to limit harm you might cause – even if you haven't read the document – you'll be okay!