Meanwhile in Seattle:
Water from the sky?! What is this madness! It's been so long, I almost forgot what this could happen!
(No seriously it's drizzling here and it's been nearly a month since any came down. Yes, this does happen even in Seattle. :-) )
@Jacel Nah, from what experience I've had with New Yorkers, I'm pretty sure it's a pineapple. Spiky on the outside, sweet but still a little acidic on the inside.