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@adeptomega Have you tried asking someone else to slot it between your shoulderblades, or the base of your skull?

Have you tried it on all the furniture and doors in the house, even ones that don't normally have keyholes?

Have you tried winding the clock? What clock? The one in your bedroom, of course. It's been there the whole time. Didn't you hear the ticking?

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