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per CDC guidelines I should have my full immunization within a few days. can’t wait to lick a bunch of doorknobs

@PetrichorSquirrel well yeah but like if I'm nodding off or in the other room or not actively watching I'm not exactly a good advertising target

ah, I found it, now it's on the video player itself (and is VERY non-obvious)

so it seems that YouTube has one again forcefully enabled autoplay, and has also made it WAY more difficult (if not impossible) to turn off. why do you do this YouTube

sure wish my body could tell me I'm overdoing it so I can stop doing things before I end up having my next day be completely hecked up with a pain flare

also sure wish this weren't a thing I'd have to wish for

@hi_cial not just you

David Attenborough has one heck of a Pokédex

given that I feel like I didn't need to convert all my citric acid to sodium citrate, I could have just started nacho cheese sauce out by putting a pinch of each into the pot and let it react right before adding the cheese. Oh well.

okay so according to https://www.huffpost.com/entry/nacho-cheese-sodium-citrate_n_6108794 the trick is to dissolve it in a little liquid and then stir the grated cheese into the liquid

So far my experiments in actually USING it to make nacho sauce haven't been particularly successful though.

@srol sounds like the typical Twitter experience yeah

@hope it makes cheese melt smoothly

cheddar + sodium citrate = velveeta, basically

If you want to make nachos from scratch, first you must synthesize the sodium citrate.
— Carl Sagan, probably

Last night I wanted nachos, so I synthesized some sodium citrate (as you do), and

that's me, always on the cutting edge of humor

Back in the late 90s there was a recurring gag on Slashdot where people would, for some reason, make different parody accounts of Bruce Perens, with subtle misspellings or using punctuation or whatever to get a distinct username or whatever.

I just realized that it would have been *hilarious* to have one named "Bruce's Parents" who espouse about opensource from a pure capitalist standpoint, and the last post would be "Tonight we're going to the theatre!"