Hi everyone! I've moved to @ftl now - please follow me there instead, I don't plan on updating here anymore!

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what is it with conservative news sources making the things they oppose sound insanley attractive and cool.

why yes, i do wish to join in the the psychedelic rave nature cult to save the earth

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I did like the sign that said MAKE OUR PLANET GRETA AGAIN!

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Animal magnetism might sound great, but I’ve got all these woodland creatures stuck to my legs. They have claws

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the report button for terrible puns is labeled 🔁

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I finally "finished" the #art piece I've been working on since reading How to Do Nothing! Heavily inspired by an artist mentioned in the book, Hallie Bateman.

aldeka.net/miracle-generator/

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From the toddler: "free as in freezer"

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I have no idea what you even do in Untitled Goose Game. It looks like a shitpost in game form and that's about all I know about it.

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Capybaras are awesome, but in my humble opinion it's the bird in this scenario who should be an inspiration to us all. Be this birb.

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Hey, I found your missing Oxford comma. Just LOOK what it's been up to.
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RT @davideastUK@twitter.com
he has 70,000 teeth and is infallible. fear him
twitter.com/davideastUK/status

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How will landlords ever learn to be productive members of society if they're hooked on free money from hardworking Americans? Eventually the free ride will end. We have to break this cycle of dependency.

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In general, if you have any specific questions about:

1) Cooking, including breadmaking, yogurt and cheesemaking, and fermentation
2) Gardening, especially urban and guerrilla, as well as composting, vermiculture, soil remediation, and apiculture
3) Workplace organization and unionization
4) Emacs or Elisp
5) Protesting or Direct Action

I am probably happy to help answer them!

Please, always feel free to ask. Not just one question, I'll be your tutor in any or all these topics.

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"Welcome," the interviewer said, "please have a seat."
"Thank you."
"Right, as you know time engineering is still in its-"
"-early days, yes. Only invented a year ago."
"We are looking for an experienced engineer."
"I've got five years' experience in the field."
"Excellent!"
#TypoCorrection #MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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Just gonna make one minor little note here, uh...

Other cultures and races are not a costume, do not dress up as another culture or race.

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