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what is it with conservative news sources making the things they oppose sound insanley attractive and cool.

why yes, i do wish to join in the the psychedelic rave nature cult to save the earth

Animal magnetism might sound great, but I’ve got all these woodland creatures stuck to my legs. They have claws

(playing laser tag in a church) pew pew

I finally "finished" the #art piece I've been working on since reading How to Do Nothing! Heavily inspired by an artist mentioned in the book, Hallie Bateman.

https://www.aldeka.net/miracle-generator/

From the toddler: "free as in freezer"

Unexpected Baggins in the item area

Capybaras are awesome, but in my humble opinion it's the bird in this scenario who should be an inspiration to us all. Be this birb.

Hey, I found your missing Oxford comma. Just LOOK what it's been up to.
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RT @davideastUK@twitter.com
he has 70,000 teeth and is infallible. fear him
https://twitter.com/davideastUK/status/1068433542261149696

How will landlords ever learn to be productive members of society if they're hooked on free money from hardworking Americans? Eventually the free ride will end. We have to break this cycle of dependency.

https://i.redd.it/xqe8zcqf9bn31.jpg

This would make a good board book.

"Welcome," the interviewer said, "please have a seat."
"Thank you."
"Right, as you know time engineering is still in its-"
"-early days, yes. Only invented a year ago."
"We are looking for an experienced engineer."
"I've got five years' experience in the field."
"Excellent!"
#TypoCorrection #MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

Just gonna make one minor little note here, uh...

Other cultures and races are not a costume, do not dress up as another culture or race.

The ancient mound lies dark. At the autumn equinox sunrise, a ray of light shoots through a small hole, illuminating a book on a stand in the centre.
Those assembled there read, and as the light fades again they turn the page, ready for next year.
Some stories should be savoured.
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

My "Not A Mimic" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions that are already answered by my shirt. @Crash

"bitcoin is converting capitalism directly into climate change" - Harald Lesch

Switching to Imperial units of measure to own the lbs.