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Tired: snarky arguments about how this-or-that food is gross.

Wired: joyful celebrations of our favorite foods with people who also like them.

Coffee simplified.

:V

Sorry I've had this joke in my head all day and I had to get it out.

"Human cultures vary a lot," the human ambassador said, "but we all agree there are things that should not go on pizza..."

The alien looked up. "But it fnaggles my splanch so nicely."

"And one of those things is people."

#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

Unix will give you enough rope to shoot yourself in the foot. If you didn’t think rope would do that, you should have read the man page.

This is literally the least helpful thing you could have possibly designed your voice assistant to do

"The Road Not Taken"

I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.

Remember to reduce the number of hyphens in your console.log('----here-----') statements before you go to production. Gotta keep that bundle size down.

all aboard the murder train

why is everyone on this site like "hello friends :) im a happy smol bean :) lets do the revolution :) I love cats :)"

Foreign keys in PostgreSQL are often shortened as "fk" in code and yeah, that's exactly how I mentally pronounce them

The Jumping Spider is the second most diverse family of spiders present in Ohio. Considered to be among the most intelligent of spiders, the Jumping Spider can also jump up to twenty times its own body length.

Image captured with a Nikon D7200, Nikkor 40mm f1.8 micro lens, Nikon SB-800 speedlight, and an InterFit STR110 Diffuser, processed with Adobe Lightroom Classic CC.

#jumpingspider #salticidae #spider #nature #naturephotography #macros #macrophotography