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@ziphi en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isner%E2

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Nate Cull (.social)

Don't put all your eggs in one omelette

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zeether

Happy 25th to this game

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clara "deprecated" sparks

convincing my local DSA chapter to host a free TB screening clinic, because there's no ethical consumption under capitalism

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Shark Blackle

Ha! Memes are easy!

a screenshot of the simpsons where lisa is getting coffee poured into her mug, except the mug has been photoshopped to replace her face, her face shopped to replace the pot, and the pot shopped to replace the mug
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Micro SF/F stories by O Westin

"I have read your report. Did all this really happen?"
"No," the Time Police officer said, "none of it did."
"Well done!"
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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Shark Blackle

Every time a statistician says "long tail" a furry's ears perk up

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dani little ponie :dani: :transgender_flag:​

running npm install to own the libs

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niven's theorem

committing foxes to the repository

FIXES I MEANT FIXES

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dani little ponie :dani: :transgender_flag:​

feed me 

that's it that's the joke

wait. the button says "show more" doesn't it

it doesn't say "see more" so this joke will not work

frig

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cilia_plath

I was typing in "good size for a desk monitor" but now I'm on a side quest?

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Audrey has moved

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Lawful Good: Flareon, Neutral Good: Sylveon, Chaotic Good: Leafeon, Lawful Neutral: Vaporeon, True Neutral: Eevie, Chaotic Neutral: Jolteon, Lawful Evil: Glaceon, Neutral Evil: Umbreon, Chaotic Evil: Espeon
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dani little ponie :dani: :transgender_flag:​

absorb a cat and - meow, meow!

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Eugen Rochko
News headline: Parrot trapped on roof keeps telling fire crew to "fuck off"
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Alisca

I'm gonna keep posting this until one of you fucking boosts it

A white mug on a white background which reads "I ❤️ Unicode" but the ❤️is missing and is represented by a square box, because the client has failed to load the right characterset. It's a joke. It's funny. If you were smart you'd be laughing right now
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what do you call the child of a dwarf and an elf? (3) 

@tieflinux@tootplanet.space Dwarves and elves exaggerate human characteristics in opposite directions (in standard fantasy setting). So a half-elf half-dwarf basically looks like a normal human.

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👑🐊 king k. gabagool 🐊👑

she grinded so hard she went back in time and became Mitochondrial Eve

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Eugen Rochko

yes

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@knowtheory Not sure. I'm not too good with clients, I just use it to read my home and federated timeline, nothing clever...

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Ren

Tonight's evil scheme:

Send an improperly cleaned probe to either Enceladus or Europa and contaminate them with bacteria. Then, long after humans have destroyed themselves and sapient life develops on whichever moon is chosen, that life will puzzle over the origins of life, and it turns out the weird conspiracy theorists who claim it was put there in an alien plot will actually be right.

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gloomhaven There is nothing here!

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datascience There is nothing here!

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