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what do you call a double agent on helium

a high-frequency traitor

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dad jokes 

what do you call a spice merchant

a high piquancy trader

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I was about to start my machine when a man suddenly appeared in the lab.
"I come from the future," he said.
More people appeared as he spoke.
"Are you here to stop me?" I asked.
"No, to witness."
Proud, I turned back to my machine, then heard a whisper:
"This bit is hilarious!"
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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"My insolent son fell into a volcano near the Slovakian capital"

"Bratislava?"

"Probably is by now, yeah."

@PaladinQuinn It's also worth noting WHY that is. Good journalism (investigating, finding out the truth) takes a lot more effort (i.e. cost, money) than just repeating propaganda. And of course, having backers (e.g. Muroch) who are willing to subsidize distributing propaganda keeps things cheap.

It's no wonder that outlets that actually try to do quality journalism are more expensive.

@natecull Eh, even with that, it's *still* safer to use a password manager than to reuse passwords that are "easy to remember". It's just that the bar for good security is really low because the default behavior is really bad.

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Jaz-Michael King: Creating a new online community for Wales, Tŵt

parallel.cymru/toot/

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@roguelazer@mastodon.technology Well, option 1 seems to boil down to "WTF is a firefox account" and that seems like it would be a common response.

re: uspol, ask for help. 

@magicalmilly Wherever you are, there's probably a local chapter of the Democratic party that you can drop by maybe? I went to my local Young Democrats group for a while and I thought it was a good way to get some exposure to what low-level politics is actually like, and meet people also involved in it. (Some folks from that group went on to hold local and state offices, not sure anyone's "made it big" nationally.)

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uspol, ask for help. 

Repeating a toot from earlier:

I want to run for government. If anyone has any resources to help me get my foot in the door that would be incredible.

I don't *want* to be in charge, I just know that I have the spoons to actually deal with the bullshit and want to fight for our rights and someone has to do it. And I know that goal is enough reason to do it for me.

Please feel free to share and send ideas. Help me figure shit out.

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re: natural disasters, bay area 

@aldeka What's the legend, what do the colors mean?

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I wonder why stories about telepathy aren't...
I lose the train of thought, and sit blinking for a moment. Then I read my notes, smile, and record another succesful experiment. It is perfectly reproducible - think about mind control, and...
What was I thinking about?
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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what do you call a seafaring statistician 

a S-curve-y dog

@roguelazer@mastodon.technology ugh...

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