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Ha! Memes are easy!

"I have read your report. Did all this really happen?"
"No," the Time Police officer said, "none of it did."
"Well done!"
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

Every time a statistician says "long tail" a furry's ears perk up

running npm install to own the libs

committing foxes to the repository

FIXES I MEANT FIXES

that's it that's the joke

wait. the button says "show more" doesn't it

it doesn't say "see more" so this joke will not work

frig

I was typing in "good size for a desk monitor" but now I'm on a side quest?

Discuss

absorb a cat and - meow, meow!

I'm gonna keep posting this until one of you fucking boosts it

she grinded so hard she went back in time and became Mitochondrial Eve

yes

Tonight's evil scheme:

Send an improperly cleaned probe to either Enceladus or Europa and contaminate them with bacteria. Then, long after humans have destroyed themselves and sapient life develops on whichever moon is chosen, that life will puzzle over the origins of life, and it turns out the weird conspiracy theorists who claim it was put there in an alien plot will actually be right.

This year, as every year, I strongly recommend K Tempest Bradford's "Until Forgiveness Comes," a story about personal grief vs public spectacle, and whether it's healthy to "never forget" an act of violence:

http://strangehorizons.com/fiction/until-forgiveness-comes/

crabohydrates

Interactive map predicting when fall foliage will peak in your area in the US: https://smokymountains.com/fall-foliage-map/

Bringing over from birdsite because it is wholesome and lime-like

How did "the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog" become the typical sentence that contains all letters of the alphabet and not "sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow" which is objectively a million times cooler