I've been slowly doing a bit of textbanking. Gotta do at least something, and textbanking is the kind of thing I can do in small chunks in spare time and still feel like I'm contributing...

**ftl ✅** · Oct 31, 2018, 15:50

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**crows call me breadlady** @garbados@toot.cat · Oct 31, 2018, 15:50

Oct 31, 2018, 15:50

crows call me breadlady @garbados@toot.cat

you, a reasonable human being: software is really bad, wow. maybe developers should try harder?

me, a software developer, shivering with anxiety, sublime text open with twelve projects: I M T R Y I N G

**ftl ✅** · Oct 31, 2018, 22:36

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**Eugen Rochko** @Gargron@mastodon.social · Oct 31, 2018, 22:36

Oct 31, 2018, 22:36

Eugen Rochko @Gargron@mastodon.social

Use content warnings, people

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**ftl ✅** · Oct 30, 2018, 00:47

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**Moved to @loki@hellsite.site** @loki@cybre.space · Oct 30, 2018, 00:47

Oct 30, 2018, 00:47

Moved to @loki@hellsite.site @loki@cybre.space

Intend your pun, weaklings.

**ftl ✅** · Oct 29, 2018, 13:18

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**Eugen Rochko** @Gargron@mastodon.social · Oct 29, 2018, 13:18

Oct 29, 2018, 13:18

Eugen Rochko @Gargron@mastodon.social

First you turn "favourite" into "like", then you make "like" do stupid shit, then you have to remove the "like" because it does stupid shit

**ftl ✅** · Oct 28, 2018, 14:53

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**Eugen Rochko** @Gargron@mastodon.social · Oct 28, 2018, 14:53

Oct 28, 2018, 14:53

Eugen Rochko @Gargron@mastodon.social

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**ftl ✅** · Oct 24, 2018, 06:37

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**Bodega Bot** @bodega@botsin.space · Oct 24, 2018, 06:37

Oct 24, 2018, 06:37

Bodega Bot @bodega@botsin.space

These two ex-Airbnb designers want to replace smoke shops with autonomous cars

**ftl ✅** · Oct 26, 2018, 11:09

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**Micro SF/F stories by O Westin** @MicroSFF@mastodon.social · Oct 26, 2018, 11:09

Oct 26, 2018, 11:09

Micro SF/F stories by O Westin @MicroSFF@mastodon.social

"Be careful around that stack of books, it's unstable."
"Stack? It's just one book."
"A book is never only just one book."
"What, all the possible readings of it might topple and fall on me?"
"Yes."
"Oh. Okay."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

**ftl ✅** @ftl@awoo.space · Oct 26, 2018, 05:43

**ftl ✅** @ftl@awoo.space · Oct 26, 2018, 05:43

Oct 26, 2018, 05:43

ftl ✅ @ftl@awoo.space

Just voted by mail!

**ftl ✅** · Oct 25, 2018, 18:40

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**Micro SF/F stories by O Westin** @MicroSFF@mastodon.social · Oct 25, 2018, 18:40

Oct 25, 2018, 18:40

Micro SF/F stories by O Westin @MicroSFF@mastodon.social

Five minutes. The timer on his wrist, counting down all his life to when he would meet his soul mate, had almost run out. Everyone said the timers could not be cheated, but maybe you could give fate a hint?
He entered the animal shelter.
"Hi, can I see your dogs?"
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

**ftl ✅** · Oct 25, 2018, 01:13

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**Annika Backstrom** @annika@xoxo.zone · Oct 25, 2018, 01:13

Oct 25, 2018, 01:13

Annika Backstrom @annika@xoxo.zone

are u vim? because i can't quit you

**ftl ✅** · Oct 24, 2018, 14:55

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**Skunk スカンク** @spottyfox@vulpine.club · Oct 24, 2018, 14:55

Oct 24, 2018, 14:55

Skunk スカンク @spottyfox@vulpine.club

TIL Axis and Allies and Zombies is a thing #boardgames

**ftl ✅** · Oct 22, 2018, 00:07

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**→ @Elizafox@vulpine.club** @Elizafox@mst3k.interlinked.me · Oct 22, 2018, 00:07

Oct 22, 2018, 00:07

→ @Elizafox@vulpine.club @Elizafox@mst3k.interlinked.me

lmao the tulsa crown vic

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**ftl ✅** @ftl@awoo.space · Oct 20, 2018, 23:28

**ftl ✅** @ftl@awoo.space · Oct 20, 2018, 23:28

Oct 20, 2018, 23:28

ftl ✅ @ftl@awoo.space

Oh hey, I think this is the one place I haven't posted this yet. Here's what I'm planning to vote for in the 2018 CA elections. https://medium.com/@ftl_ftw/what-im-thinking-of-voting-for-8f0860b7b78d

**ftl ✅** · Oct 20, 2018, 02:47

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**David de Groot 📸** @david@photog.social · Oct 20, 2018, 02:47

Oct 20, 2018, 02:47

David de Groot 📸 @david@photog.social

A shiny beetle I found on the screen door this morning.

#photo #macro #insect

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**ftl ✅** · Oct 18, 2018, 21:43

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**Ellie** @noelle@elekk.xyz · Oct 18, 2018, 21:43

Oct 18, 2018, 21:43

Ellie @noelle@elekk.xyz

Never forget: most of us have been poisoned by a toxic educational system that teaches us systematically that failing at a task or not knowing a correct answer is shameful.

There is no inherent shame in failure, in not knowing, or in being wrong, and we shouldn't actively shame others for it.

Get back up, learn something new, and try again.

**ftl ✅** · Sep 18, 2018, 12:25

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**Thomas Fuchs 🕹️🔭** @thomasfuchs@mastodon.social · Sep 18, 2018, 12:25

Sep 18, 2018, 12:25

Thomas Fuchs 🕹️🔭 @thomasfuchs@mastodon.social

Reading online news, 2008:
- go to website
- read news

Reading online news, 2018:
- go to website
- no, don’t share location
- hell no, don’t send me notifications
- consent to cookie warning
- consent to policies
- no, don’t open in app
- no, don’t want the newsletter
- skip inspirational quote
- close full page ad
- read news

**ftl ✅** · Oct 17, 2018, 02:43

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**Senator Meow** @senatormeow@mastodon.social · Oct 17, 2018, 02:43

Oct 17, 2018, 02:43

Senator Meow @senatormeow@mastodon.social

when I first ran D&D, my grandmother, who had bought fully into the IT'S SATANISM hype, insisted on sitting and watching the first session

about an hour in, she threw her hands up and yelled 'THIS IS JUST MATH' and stormed off

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