ftl ✅ @ftl@awoo.space

If you're an artist migrating from Tumblr @ me and I'll give you a boost 👍

Some toots you enthusiastically favourite, and some you scroll past, sigh, and scroll back up to shamefully hit that star.

"I wonder," said the robot, "do you think I am human?"
"You feed me, and stroke me, and you are warm to sit on," said the cat.
"Does that make me human?"
"No. But tell me, do you enjoy my company?"
"I do," said the robot.
"That is all I ask of any human," said the cat.
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

If mugs were invented today the handles would be sold separately in randomized blind boxes.

Hellooooo

I'm actively looking for more people to follow and be friends with! I'm into video games and computers and music and art! If you just do commissions a lot, I would love to follow you! If you just post about complicated tech stuff all day I will probably be interested! Please check out my pinned info page if you're interested too, and please give this a boost so I can meet more potential friends, thank you!

what if instead of parking minimums for new developments we had energy efficiency minimums? throw some solar cells, all-electric appliances, and decent insulation on your condo and then you don't have to spend half the land on car storage if you don't want to

the more power is generated locally relative to what is used, the less we need to tax poorly maintained power and gas lines...

Fit bits are just Tamagotchis for adults but turns out you're the blob you're trying to keep alive.

Updating existing packages -131%
Installing new packages -245%
Removing conflicting packages 476%
someone who is good at percentages help. my hard drive is starving

Horses in fantasy books: not afraid of anything not even dragons, can walk for days with heavy equipment and no rest, never gets lame, super loyal to their rider, never dirty always has a shining coat
My horse: afraid of funny looking trees, plastic bags and people on bikes, is sweaty after one hack into the woods, trips over his own hooves, would find the closest grass plot to graze on and leave me to suffer if I fell off, never been clean

So at first I thought the floral scent coming from Toriel's trash can was simply that she bought floral-scented trash-bags or something else ridiculously mom-like like that. Then I read her comment about "finding an appropriate place" for Asgore's flowers . . .

"You know humans will only tolerate us if we follow their rules," the vampire leader said.
"But it's fun, and edu-"
"Read the box."
"Um. Lego."
"And?"
"4-99 years."
"You were made three hundred years ago. So stop it."
"This set only says 8+."
"Oh? That's fine."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories