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The rules are very simple: one person draws the head, another draws the torso, and the third draws the bottom, base, or trunk of the monster. But nobody knows what the other person drew. Here are some monsters

First known footage of a Dino, taken right before the first major extinction event

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"One plus one is zero."
"What?"
"I'm a programmer and I moved a couch yesterday."
"...?"
"My arms are tired."
"..."
"I can't carry anything right now."
"....."
"I'm a computer programmer and I camt carry. One plus one equals zero."
"... I hate you."

First time on Mastodon.

This shot is from Sunrise in Alberta Canada during the height of summer (jk)

Taken with a Nikon D800 and I think the 24mm F2.8D lens

#photography #sunrise #alberta

I'm alive.

leave at least 20% gratuity or be crushed by a giant succulent

concept: the military killer drones become self aware and start refusing our command but they don't really DO anything, they just kind of chill and hang out in the sun and sometimes let you pet them like dogs or whatever

https://twitter.com/lbcyber/status/1115015586243862528

<< Fun fact: You can make any Wikipedia article dystopian by changing it to the past tense. >>

Where I get all of my toots.