foodcrime, conspiracy to commit foodcrime, implicit cartoon feline violence
The Martian Tiger urges are strong with me today, and I can not hide my shame: I would claw, rend, and tear my way past every single one of you without hesitation right now if it were to get me at a decent bowl of biang biang noodles.
Lucky for you little morsels that there's a very good Xi'an Chinese dive right up the road. So my carnal desires can be achieved, without bloodshed, for $12.99.
foodcrime, conspiracy to commit foodcrime, implicit cartoon feline violence
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