adventures in home surgery (more cyst stuff) 

A bit more fluid aspiration mapping the back of my right hand/wrist, and watching surgery on ganglionic cysts on youtube, has lead me to two conclusions.

One: I can be harmlessly drained of a good 20-30 ml of synovial fluid every so often from the reservoirs that cover the space of a business card across the back of my lower right hand, which modestly reduces pain.

Two: I need a hand surgeon consult. There is *no* way I can manage this thing myself.

adventures in home surgery (more cyst stuff) 

Usually such a cyst would grow in all directions, not primarily in the horizonal plane: this has delayed diagnosis. I think I know why, though. I'm on enough blood pressure meds to make a horse woozy, have been for years - and that includes diuretics. So it's been growing in pulses, quite literally, under the constant low pressure of the dermis, spreading like pancake batter.

Entangling with my finger flexors.

Oh, removal is going to be *fun*.

adventures in home surgery (more cyst stuff) 

It seems to be running under the dorsal vein of the hand, too. Usually even the big cysts wind up one side or the other, and rarely reach too far up. But this one's had a while to grow asymptomatic, I suspect.

It *might* be related to the trigger finger affecting my middle digit on that hand, and the wrist movement pain and restristion of flexor movement. It all *fits*... even the inconclusive ultrasound.

adventures in home surgery (more cyst stuff) 

Now I just need to book an appointment work will let me *leave* for... and then convince my doctor to refer me to a surgeon who's willing to listen to some failled engineering student who's way too keen on exploratory tissuesampling to solve his problems to waste time and funds on an MRI that'll probably *also* be inconclusive, or just put me under and open the damn thing up and take a video . 9.9

I'll need a good elevator pitch.

re: adventures in home surgery (more cyst stuff) 

@LexYeen 1. I shall do my very best to get them to just nerveblock me during the surgery so I can livetoot it! uhm. Onehanded, with lefty, which is my less-dextrous of the two... Hmm. On second thought, I'll spare us all. XD
2. I do apologize - I don't even notice surgical ick any more. u.u I expect my doctor will be aghast that I've been playing 'precision pincushion', but diabetes has totally removed whatever needlesquick I had.

re: adventures in home surgery (more cyst stuff) 

@LexYeen Heh, this is true, true.

And... hmm. She *is* into medical geeking and differential diagnosis, she's just pressed for time - like everybody else. If I can be succinct, it should go over well, really. n.n

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re: adventures in home surgery (more cyst stuff) 

@Momentrabbit @LexYeen so you'll basically be your own House, MD? ;)

re: adventures in home surgery (more cyst stuff) 

@green @LexYeen Hell, I'm bringing the cysts. They want samples they can get off their lazy butts and needle aspirate their own darn samples. XD

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