Me: "Hey, brain? I'm havin' kind of a rough time out here. Could you arrange for me to dream about something uplifting, maybe give me some insight into my crippling guilt and self-consciousness?"

Brain: "No, we thought really hard about it in here, and we decided what you really need most right now is to dream about a freight train where each car is made of a single gigantic Hot Pocket."

And so I did. >_<

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@zebratron2084 ... nom?

did you wake up with your pillow missing? XD

@green Listen, I know you're a saurian and everything, but what kind of savage EATS a mass-transit option?! D;

@zebratron2084 one who is VERY HUNGRY and is VERY SORRY and offers to pay for it afterwards? ;>__>

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