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food (life is like a box of chocolates) 

got a premade box of chocolates last time I went to See's (some guy ahead of me was taking FORFRICKINGEVER to pick for TWO POUND BOXES and there was only one clerk so I just grabbed a premade box), and now I'm exploring the fantastical world of "what the actual fuck is this chocolate-covered monstrosity??"

food (life is like a box of chocolates) 

yesterday I encountered a nougat, and after one bite decided "nope fuck this" and delicately nibbled the chocolate covering off before discarding the horrible nougat core. today was "oh this looks like a cherry cordial, NO WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS, CHERRY CORDIAL NOUGAT??? WHY WOULD ANYONE EVEN DO THIS??"

food (life is like a box of chocolates) 

@green

but nougat is soft and yummy

food (life is like a box of chocolates) 

@ThatDamnCat not this kind. it's chewy and mealy and full of weird chunks of blargh-tasting junk. DO NOT WANT.

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