dream, Hannibal Lecter, sex
well that CW pretty much sums it up: I dreamed I boinked Hannibal Lecter, in his TV show incarnation, completely willingly, and it was (as dreamsex goes) pretty fun. Spouse was less thrilled about it, and we had a Long Talk--we're poly, but Spouse was upset about it for some reason that wasn't entirely clear. I tried to reassure him that Hannibal was "a fictive," a fictional person, and there were several fictive villains I'd boink given the opportunity.
dream, Hannibal Lecter, sex
3. my actual reaction upon seeing fictive Hannibal Lecter would be "nope nope nope" /leave /do not engage /possibly move to another state, because there is no interaction with that character that is not fatally dangerous, and not in a fun way
4. I know for a fact that I'm not fancy enough for that Hannibal; I'm having a frozen pizza for dinner, I wear jeans from Costco, and I don't go to *those* kinds of parties
dream, Hannibal Lecter, sex
I woke up while trying to persuade Spouse it was ok, and as soon as I was awake I thought "HELL NO THAT'S NOT OKAY, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK."
1. I don't find the TV version of Hannibal Lecter attractive, not in a sexy way; he's a pretty monster, but Not Like That
2. dream-Hannibal was married, HIS WIFE WAS THERE, and they *weren't* poly, and that's a *solid* rule of mine, I do *not* get involved with couples who aren't poly, NO CHEATING