dream, Hannibal Lecter, sex
well that CW pretty much sums it up: I dreamed I boinked Hannibal Lecter, in his TV show incarnation, completely willingly, and it was (as dreamsex goes) pretty fun. Spouse was less thrilled about it, and we had a Long Talk--we're poly, but Spouse was upset about it for some reason that wasn't entirely clear. I tried to reassure him that Hannibal was "a fictive," a fictional person, and there were several fictive villains I'd boink given the opportunity.
dream, Hannibal Lecter, sex
I woke up while trying to persuade Spouse it was ok, and as soon as I was awake I thought "HELL NO THAT'S NOT OKAY, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK."
1. I don't find the TV version of Hannibal Lecter attractive, not in a sexy way; he's a pretty monster, but Not Like That
2. dream-Hannibal was married, HIS WIFE WAS THERE, and they *weren't* poly, and that's a *solid* rule of mine, I do *not* get involved with couples who aren't poly, NO CHEATING
dream, Hannibal Lecter, sex
3. my actual reaction upon seeing fictive Hannibal Lecter would be "nope nope nope" /leave /do not engage /possibly move to another state, because there is no interaction with that character that is not fatally dangerous, and not in a fun way
4. I know for a fact that I'm not fancy enough for that Hannibal; I'm having a frozen pizza for dinner, I wear jeans from Costco, and I don't go to *those* kinds of parties