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@chalcedony@octodon.social yeah, that sounds legit. XD

@Metaph@scalie.business I need to start training myself to say "awoo" instead, yeah. XD

every time they do I do a quiet "wooo" in response, mostly unintentionally, because what even am I

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every once in a while the downstairs neighbors shout "WOOO!" and I have no idea why. I don't think it's sports, but it could be--or video games, or... ???

you gotta fight//for the right to 

@thefishcrow poooooptooooot

I triggered a bit of a territorial crow squabble by putting peanuts out on the back porch. there were half a dozen out there, trying to chase the other team off while grabbing as many peanuts as possible, which is generally two--they're still in the shell. I saw the one with the bum left foot, it sill looks fine, healthy and squabbling just like the rest.

gross gendered-body stuff, pain, blood, from that you probably know what I'm talking about 

short form = GENDER IS A FUCK

maybe I'll get menopause soon. I can hope.

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gross gendered-body stuff, pain, blood, from that you probably know what I'm talking about 

also my secondary sexual characteristics have been extremely tender this last week, which I'm not thrilled about, especially the part where every time I bump into/against something OW PAIN OW

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gross gendered-body stuff, pain, blood, from that you probably know what I'm talking about 

I ran out of pills a *month* ago, and decided not to refill them until I've had a shark week, but I STILL HAVEN'T HAD A SHARK WEEK. but I keep feeling mild phantom abdominal cramps, like "oh has it started finally? NOPE NOT YET"

also I've been excessively short-tempered and cranky for the last couple of weeks, it *might* be related. >____<

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gross gendered-body stuff, pain, blood, from that you probably know what I'm talking about 

since I have a history of endometriosis, my doctor has had me doing the birth control pill thing where I take the suppressant pills for three months and then take a week off. I don't need them for birth control, I got my tubes tied a decade ago, and this generally works for me. HOWEVER.

"Crylo Ren"
I'm not going to stop laughing about that
possibly ever

I'll never forget when, as a child, I snuck downstairs on Christmas Eve and discovered Santa Claus was actually 8 raccoons in a red suit

although I suppose that should be "Assumed Human At Birth"...

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