green except too damn hot @green@awoo.space

@BROKENFINGERS uh. okay then. o______o

@BROKENFINGERS actually I'm playing a Khajiit on this runthrough, but I do love the Argonians a lot. XD <3

okay, gonna go see if I can play Skyrim without it exploding horribly

@Yarideki *looks over at @anthracite​ *

went to Bookface to poke a friend, and scrolled through it a little bit. every time I go there reminds me and reinforces my decision to touch it as little as possible. :|

annnnnyway, I'ma wash dishes, maybe scoop catboxen, and then ?????? idunno

"If you look in the cell and he's dead, wait for him to start decaying. Call in an expert who can tell you if the decomposition of his corpse is accurate. If it seems to be legit, DO NOT OPEN THE DOOR TO HIS CELL. Mark him dead and don't bring any more meals. He'll either drop the illusion out of hunger, or continue to be dead, and either way it's probably safest to just leave him there."

"If you look in the cell and he seems to be lying there dead, or is having some kind of mysterious illness, or being attacked by anything, DO NOT OPEN THE DOOR TO HIS CELL. It's *almost certainly* an illusion, and as soon as the door is open he'll escape."

Now I'm thinking of the security briefings the guards were probably given about Loki in the dungeons.

"If you look in the cell and don't see him, call an alarm to search the area, and DO NOT OPEN THE DOOR TO HIS CELL. He's probably invisible, and waiting for you to open the door so he can escape."

@guerrillarain@witches.town yeah, no. nope nope nope nooooope. I will never pay money for a Depp vehicle ever again, and I'm pretty close to putting JK Rowling on that boat too. :|

also, the porch just got visited by a Steller's jay (not seen in my neighborhood very much) and a flicker, who sat on the suet feeder pole trying to figure out how to get to the suet. it didn't manage to crack the problem, and flew off in a huff instead. must be a newcomer--I've seen a couple of flickers successfully dining at the suet cage before.

I opened the porch door to toss some birdseed out, and Nar managed to get past me and out onto the porch, but instead of, I don't know, exploring to try and find a way off the porch, he just stood there, sniffed the ground, and HOWLED until I picked him up. XD like his brain shorted out from being ACTUALLY OUTSIDE. "I'm gonna go out! oh hey I'm out! there's smells and I CAN'T HANDLE THIS AAAAAA MOM HELP ME oh you're picking me up and taking me back inside *prrrrprrrrrrprrrrr*"

@sneepsnop@octodon.social naw, I was imagining a "Misbehaving Software Anonymous" meeting. XD