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alcohol 

what is it about hot weather that makes it so damn tempting to put alcohol in my drinks? I've got a fine cup of peach-banana juice, I don't need to put vodka in it for fuck's sake

today's task list 

+ clean & run roomba
+ paper on windows
+ dishes
+ download Scrivener
+ catboxes
+ get mail
BONUS:
+ take out recycling

* call sleep clinic
* prep water buffalo stew

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today's task list 

+ clean & run roomba
+ paper on windows
+ dishes
+ download Scrivener

* catboxes
* get mail
* call sleep clinic
* prep water buffalo stew

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request (pls boost) trans stuff, gatekeeping 

Hey Mastodon, do you know of any cool psychology people who live and work in Germany and hand out hrt indications to trans people after one or two sessions? This system is actively trying to bring me down. I'm nonbinary but I still want T. Any help is greatly appreciated!

today's task list 

+ clean & run roomba
+ paper on windows

* dishes
* catboxes
* get mail
* call sleep clinic
* download Scrivener
* prep water buffalo stew

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today's task list 

forgot a thing

* dishes
* catboxes
* clean & run roomba
* get mail
* paper on windows
* call sleep clinic
* download Scrivener
* prep water buffalo stew

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today's task list 

* dishes
* catboxes
* clean & run roomba
* get mail
* paper on windows
* call sleep clinic
* download Scrivener

alcohol 

finally getting around to trying the sake I got when I went to sushi with @mawr & family... I'm a bit surprised at how--sour it is. it's not bad, but I'm very much not sure if I *like* it. XD

Sugary Bagel 

Melinda found traces of coffee grounds and vegan cream cheese. They call it Sugary Bagel. It's an artisanal drug Bagel from Brooklyn.

mother's day post for those of us with complicated relationships 

❤️❤️❤️ to those of you who aren't into it or don't have posi relationships with your moms. My mother was literally starving me as a teen and people would berate me for not wanting to celebrate. It's total crap and I'm here with ya.

dreambits 

just remembered that I dreamed I was trying to park a car at a mall, and the mall parking lot included driving down a corridor floored with polished wood paneling, and then driving up a circular staircase, and then having my seat yanked out of the car and flung around by a huge aerial crane, which was awesome but scary because I'd already unfastened my seatbelt.

then I dreamed that I called/was a dragon saving a bunch of people from aerial bombardment. :D

cw request, mother's day, father's day 

please do CW your mother's day and father's day posts as they come up, for the folx who aren't so good with their parents.

and please CW these sorts of requests, especially if you talk about your experiences of why you in particular need the CW.

the trick to petting cats is once you're done petting don't look back as you walk away, and they *might* stay where you put them

*comes home, sits in front of chair, catches up on Mastodon, stares blankly at things*

..... I was... gonna do stuff? I think? .... but I can't remember what... soooooo *more blank staring*

Tennessee Walrus 

Dealers are callin' it Tennessee Walrus, It's made from asbestos and Ambien. Found this dude on a stoop wearin' a clay bikini buildin' a diorama of an Arby's.

@hummingrain I miss the era of translating the power of the machine to help people. Instead, our commons has become akin to the matrix. Harvesting energy for some opaque purpose. IT. DOESN'T. HAVE. TO. BE. THIS. WAY.

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