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pronouns: they/them
location: Seattle
phenotype: dracosaur
alignment: chaotic well-intentioned
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aka Sprackraptor, Rasha, elynne, Yahvahzensil, & etc.
40-something ace/aro
an identity under construction in a badly-fitting human suit.
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Joined Jun 2017
suddenly, for no discernible reason, the phrase "defective fruit gland" popped into my head just now, and I decided to share. YOU'RE WELCOME.
jeez the crows are really riled up about *something*...
body pain, swearing
I somehow did something to fuck up the small of my back so bad I'm having trouble bending over even slightly. I've put Icy Hot on it, and now I've got a heating pad set up for it, but FUCKSHITBALLS it hurrrts. ;_____;
duck tales (wildlife, ducklings, some attrition involved)
of the two mallard duck moms (duqueens?) who've been raising ducklings in the nearby pond, one has ended up with five, the other with one. this morning I saw the singlet mom... with no duckling. "aw, she lost her last duckling," I thought.
then I saw the mom-of-five with... six ducklings. one of which is slightly *larger* than the others. .... oookay then. XD
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That "Church Outbreak" game we were laughing about last night wouldn't leave me alone at work. I now have many, many ideas and am definitely going to turn them into a real game.
pol (-), transgender censoring, YouTube, Birbsite repost
thought this was important enough to retoot but wanted to put it behind a CW for all the things.
https://twitter.com/ChaseRoss/status/1001922360600137728
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crow stuff
saw a crow fly past with a stick in its beak. I said "it's a bit late to build a nest, isn't it?" as it landed on the roof of a building nearby. "you're going to build a nest *there*?" and then I realized the crow was using the stick to dig through the gutters for bugtreats, and apologized for underestimating corvid intelligence, which I really should know better than to do. XD
swearing, allergies
GODFUCKDAMMIT EVERYTHING ITCHES AUGH AUGH AAAGUUUUUGHGHGHGH
... well I *was* going to go do errands but then the TinyCats feed went to the kittens visiting "Grandpa Mason," and now I'm hooked again. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PowGFq6X3Co
medications (+)
time to take a DayQuil (equivalent) and go to CostCo to pick up a prescription. YAYPILLS
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Roseanne blamed her bizarre racist tweets on Ambien. The manufacturer's response:
at least when Roomba coughs up hairballs they're dry and easy to clean up.
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one of the crow fledglings is outside, I can hear it honking while begging for peanuts. eeeee! XD
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pronouns: they/them
location: Seattle
phenotype: dracosaur
alignment: chaotic well-intentioned
...
aka Sprackraptor, Rasha, elynne, Yahvahzensil, & etc.
40-something ace/aro
an identity under construction in a badly-fitting human suit.
~follows welcome; followbacks not guaranteed~
Joined Jun 2017
