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okay, going to feed cats for the last time today and then go to sleep. stomach is feeling almost back to normal, so I should be up for various gatherings tomorrow! gnight awoo!

Dr. Warner says she was high on somethin' called Crystal Boys. Picked her up in Queens after tryin' to hold up a Denny's with an angry gerbil.

depression nonshitpost 

people have been tellin me to exercise and drink water to help my depression for FIFTEEN (15) years

believe me

i've given it a good go and i do just as much as i can on a regular basis

i do what my doc says, i have a therapist, i'm waiting for my psychiatrist referral to go through

and you know what, i'm a person, with feelings

if you roll up in my mentions and tell me some easy shit made you feel great i am going to just straight up

1) feel worse

and

2) resent you

I almost forgot -- saw this today and felt it was a Mandatory Masto share.

dark-eyed juncos sound like aspiring science fiction sound effects studios. *bzzzzzt ting ting ting zap pheeew*

got a bunch more sleep, feel better. not sure what to eat; need to eat *something*, but concerned that anything I put in there is going to cause another apocalypse. yaaaay

semi-dreamed (dozed off while fantasizing and lost control) that I got myself uploaded into a robot raptor body in the Questionable Content universe. that was very nice. at one point I was telling someone that a friend of mine had uploaded into a flock of small birds... (obvious Accelerando shoutout)

gross body stuff 

(for those of you keeping score at home, the answer to that question was "lol no")

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gross body stuff 

welp
evidently now's when I pay for drinking that coffee--yesterday morning by now, I guess
okay digestive system, you've had your fun, can I go back to sleep now? :P

They're callin' it Tennessee Death. Somebody slips it into a kid's drink, next day he wakes up in a sandbox covered in plush kangaroos.

birbsite link: video
"Foxes are just cat software running on dog hardware."

Nar is SO ANNOYED that I am NOT UNDERSTANDING that it is FOOD TIME NAAAOOOOOWWW

back from store! not too badly overheated, though it was much warmer than I was expecting, especially in the direct sunlight (I really should have taken my hat), and taking a shower and turning on the air conditioner as soon as I got home seems to have helped. but! groceries got! oh and I need to call Costco to get this Rx refilled, I will do that now!

They're callin' it Bathroom Neck. Somebody slips it into a kid's drink, next day he wakes up in a swamp covered in hair spray.

ah, it's that time of day already, when the downstairs neighbors generously share their taste in music and cheap pot with me. time to turn on the fan and YouTube mix...

One more mention: twitter.com/lvlUpBot lets you register a birthday (or any other significant date) and will compliment you every time it comes around!

This is important, because really, getting through another year is an /achievement/ and you should be reminded how awesome you are for it.

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