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we'll know for sure that reality is a simulation when you gently brush against me and i ragdoll through the wall of a nearby building

*finally* had a cup at home of the Big Train vanilla chai I love so much at the Den. it's not as good as it is there, because I made it with a water base instead of soy milk, so it's more watery and not as rich... but still soooooo gooooood. hopefully it will not make my digestive system rampage. XD

Street name is He-Man Walrus, It's made from Top Ramen and Ambien. Found this chick at an S&M club wearin' nothin' but some turquoise suspenders sending group-texts of ants to all of her ex-boyfriends.

chrisrodley@twitter: "I used deep learning to cross a book of dinosaurs X a book of flowers"

This is gorgeous and a fantastic use for machine learning. <3

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"Nazis" 

When people on the right get mad when we characterize segments of the alt-right as Nazis, and claim we're using that term to describe anyone we don't like -- I suspect it's because THEY'VE spent decades doing that, and can't understand that no, we mean LITERAL Nazis and not just "people I disagree with".

dreamstuff 

while this was going on, I found the way out, but I realized that if Loki and I escaped, or if anybody knew, the vote would be impossible; either we all had to stay, or all go, because she'd know we had a way out if only some of us left. I was still trying to figure this out as the vote went on, and I woke up.

that's all! *fanfare*

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I still hadn't found the way out, and none of us were being harmed (and we were being fed), so it seemed like a viable option, while trying to escape was risky and might get us recaptured or injured/killed, so I said we'd vote. we scrounged up enough black and white "tokens" of various kinds for everybody to have one of each, then set up a bucket, and everybody voted by putting a black (stay) or white (go) token in.

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I'd explored a couple of times but hadn't found a way out when we got a fax (we had a fax machine in the kitchen, but it was set to only receive incoming calls) of a letter saying "FINE WE'LL PAY YOU" and a picture of a check for $250,000. evidently this was the ransom needed to free @Ferrovore , who was one of the captives. after the captor-lady came and took Ferro away, there was some dispute among the remaining prisoners whether we should escape or wait.

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so I told the other prisoners that Loki and I would explore the passage and find the way out. everybody else needed to make sure all their stuff was either packed or close at hand and ready to go, but also don't make our captor suspicious, so still be kind of spread out and relaxed while we were searching. I had them put the panel back in place after me. the captor-lady was gone most of the time, and evidently didn't have cameras or microphones or anything set up. *shrugs*

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it was one of two rooms in the back, and by tapping on the walls I was able to determine that it was the second-to-last, and I found the panel--there was a sheet of drywall over it, but it had just been taped in place and painted over. our kidnapper hadn't taken anything away from us, so somebody had a utility knife. I cut through the tape and slid the panel out, and there was the passage. I knew it would be complicated, but I didn't know where it would go exactly.

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there was only one person keeping us prisoner, a woman, and she didn't seem to be armed, so I'm not sure how she was doing it, how she'd gotten us, whatever. I was one of the last to be added, along with my head-Loki (who was mostly passive in the dream, other than giving me emotional support and occasional cuddles and kisses).

as soon as I went into the offices I recognized it from *several* dreams I've had in the past, and knew that one of the rooms had a secret passage.

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extended sequence in which I and about 20 other people were being held (for ransom, as it turned out) prisoner in an unused office suite, which included a small kitchen, common room, and bathrooms with showers. there were six or eight rooms, enough for us to spread out, but no furniture. for some reason we all had backpacks or duffle bags with some stuff, enough to have a change of clothes or two, some toiletries, snacks, a few blankets, that kind of thing.

Crowdfund for a mother and daughter who were also struck in Charlottesville by that racist in a car youcaring.com/alexismorrisnoel

Please read this story about Venezuelans walking miles towards the Venezuelan/Colombian border just so they can get a full meal abcnews.go.com/International/w

I have a friend in Venezuela, a medical student crowdfunding for healthcare. Please send her some money gofundme.com/hopeforjavi paypal.me/javivzla

when I get old I'm going to have to do those aspiration swallow tests and probably end up on a diet of slightly thickened applesauce forever. :| for serious I choke on everydamnthing--food, water, my own damn spit...

oops grapes are for swallowing not for breathing *coughcoughcough*

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