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Trashwolf is now level 25, has joined the guild Fishing Trainer, and (if he lives that long) will become an engineer when he hits Draenor. I'm enjoying this character way too much... XD

It's a nootropic from the dark web called Franken Snax. Dude was pitchin' his startup for usin' cybernetic sugar gliders to make beekeepers, suddenly he's bein' carried out the door by his sex robot "Barry".

every time they do I do a quiet "wooo" in response, mostly unintentionally, because what even am I

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every once in a while the downstairs neighbors shout "WOOO!" and I have no idea why. I don't think it's sports, but it could be--or video games, or... ???

I triggered a bit of a territorial crow squabble by putting peanuts out on the back porch. there were half a dozen out there, trying to chase the other team off while grabbing as many peanuts as possible, which is generally two--they're still in the shell. I saw the one with the bum left foot, it sill looks fine, healthy and squabbling just like the rest.

gross gendered-body stuff, pain, blood, from that you probably know what I'm talking about 

short form = GENDER IS A FUCK

maybe I'll get menopause soon. I can hope.

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gross gendered-body stuff, pain, blood, from that you probably know what I'm talking about 

also my secondary sexual characteristics have been extremely tender this last week, which I'm not thrilled about, especially the part where every time I bump into/against something OW PAIN OW

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gross gendered-body stuff, pain, blood, from that you probably know what I'm talking about 

I ran out of pills a *month* ago, and decided not to refill them until I've had a shark week, but I STILL HAVEN'T HAD A SHARK WEEK. but I keep feeling mild phantom abdominal cramps, like "oh has it started finally? NOPE NOT YET"

also I've been excessively short-tempered and cranky for the last couple of weeks, it *might* be related. >____<

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gross gendered-body stuff, pain, blood, from that you probably know what I'm talking about 

since I have a history of endometriosis, my doctor has had me doing the birth control pill thing where I take the suppressant pills for three months and then take a week off. I don't need them for birth control, I got my tubes tied a decade ago, and this generally works for me. HOWEVER.

"Crylo Ren"
I'm not going to stop laughing about that
possibly ever

I'll never forget when, as a child, I snuck downstairs on Christmas Eve and discovered Santa Claus was actually 8 raccoons in a red suit

although I suppose that should be "Assumed Human At Birth"...

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if I ever get a bicycle I'm naming it "Hakuna Matata" and referring to it exclusively as my problem-free velocipede

Bail bloc–a cryptocurrency scheme against bail

A program that lets your computer mine monero then trades it for $ & adds it to bail funds!

bailbloc.thenewinquiry.com

"[...] bail streamlines mass incarceration by preventing low-income, usually black and brown people from exercising their right to a fair trial. Prosecutors and judges work in concert to coerce low-income people to accept plea deals in exchange for their release. In New York, 90% of people who can’t pay bail end up pleading guilty."

"You have too much time on your hands" is one of the worst possible sentences to utter

It demeans quest for happiness, arguably the only reason for sentience. The person who says it has given up experiencing joy for its own sake, to have pleasure in activities beyond productivity

A person who judges another's use of free time so callously is already dead inside

alerted by squeaking, I looked outside and got to watch a pair of flickers flirting! they were bobbing and flaring at each other, and doing little twirly dances. well, they were either flirting or fighting, and I *think* they were flirting, but idunno! either way, it was entertaining to watch.

also spotted a pair of pileated woodpeckers, but they flashed past too fast to know what they were up to. probably also either flirting or fighting--'tis the season.

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