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It's really weird looking at the old stereo system my family had back in the 80's, with the speaker hookups that were just bare wires we had to jam into holes, and also they didn't even have always on microphones with permanent connections back to entirely unaccountable multinational corporations who don't pay their fucking taxes. Primitive AF.

Hey America peeps! Sign up on healthcare.gov there's only a few days left! If you got low income you could get a credit that reduces your monthly premium significantly!

buckle up asshole, because here come BROnouns, the first pronouns exclusively FOR MEN

skyrim go crashy. welp time to uninstall and reinstall, and see if that helps. :|

saw the hawk or whatever being mobbed by crows again. still can't figure out what exactly it is, other than "EXTREMELY ANNOYED BY MANY CROWS."

My future's so bright, I am become Death, destroyer of worlds

was watching the back porch action this morning and *holy carp* hummingbirds really are mean little bastards to each other, aren't they?? O_____O there's a couple wrangling over the feeder on my porch, and they got to the point of grounding on the porch floor to fight more effectively. TWICE.

okay, gonna go see if I can play Skyrim without it exploding horribly

This is am interesting glimpse into a less known aspect of Japanese society:
"Poverty in Japan"

From a foreign perspective, it's easy to think of the country as all Sunshine and Lollipops when it's absolutely not the case for a lot of people who struggle every day

japaneseruleof7.com/poverty-in

Today I learned some Galliformes can interbreed and make hybrids?? Like according to the owner, this is the result of a chicken/peacock pairing. NICE mastodon.social/media/KideqHA4

uspol, funny 

Someone in the Fox News video department is getting a little catty. elekk.xyz/media/pncpWcT5_LJCVP

went to Bookface to poke a friend, and scrolled through it a little bit. every time I go there reminds me and reinforces my decision to touch it as little as possible. :|

annnnnyway, I'ma wash dishes, maybe scoop catboxen, and then ?????? idunno

Thor: Dark World not exactly spoilers, amusing speculation 

"If you look in the cell and he's dead, wait for him to start decaying. Call in an expert who can tell you if the decomposition of his corpse is accurate. If it seems to be legit, DO NOT OPEN THE DOOR TO HIS CELL. Mark him dead and don't bring any more meals. He'll either drop the illusion out of hunger, or continue to be dead, and either way it's probably safest to just leave him there."

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Thor: Dark World not exactly spoilers, amusing speculation 

"If you look in the cell and he seems to be lying there dead, or is having some kind of mysterious illness, or being attacked by anything, DO NOT OPEN THE DOOR TO HIS CELL. It's *almost certainly* an illusion, and as soon as the door is open he'll escape."

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Thor: Dark World not exactly spoilers, amusing speculation 

Now I'm thinking of the security briefings the guards were probably given about Loki in the dungeons.

"If you look in the cell and don't see him, call an alarm to search the area, and DO NOT OPEN THE DOOR TO HIS CELL. He's probably invisible, and waiting for you to open the door so he can escape."

"only two genders" factoid actually statistical error. average person has one gender. genders georg, who lives in austin and has over 8388608 genders, is an outlier and should not have been counted.

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