food, swearing
okay downstairs neighbors I get that you really like bacon and cook it all the time, I also really like bacon and would cook it more except Reasons
but
after cooking bacon on a nearly daily basis for the last MANY MONTHS
I'd think you would eventually learn HOW TO NOT SET OFF THE FUCKING SMOKE ALARM
EVERY
GODDAMN
TIME
low-tech Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses? http://wondermark.com/c1381/
like 90% of our reason for wanting a roomba is to attach things to it to make it a self-activating cat toy. putting a big floppy dildo on it isn't that much of a stretch. and now I'm wondering if somebody's already done that and afraid to search YouTube
today's Questionable Content has given me the phrase "pink haired dickroomba" and I'm not sure if it's a gift or a curse but I'm treasuring it anyway http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3687
I go into the bedroom, both the cats are on the bed--not *together*, they don't snuggle; Pooka's sitting up on one side, Nar curled into a ball on the other. I start petting Pooka 'cause he's closest. he takes a few seconds to warm up and start purring. but once he does start, I hear another purr... as Nar starts purring also! XD so I had to go over and give Nar a few pets too. that's the first time I've heard Nar start purring spontaneously from *Pooka* being petted! #cats
uspol, schadenfreude
So apparently a substantial amount of the incriminating paper trail on Manafort and Gates was left behind because Manafort couldn't figure out how to edit a PDF (in order to falsify earnings reports to fraudulently obtain loans). https://slate.com/technology/2018/02/paul-manafort-couldnt-convert-pdfs-to-word-documents.html
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