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just watched a crow scolding a Cooper's hawk. the hawk seemed unconcerned as it hopped around in tree branches, and the crow eventually gave up. Cooper's hawks specialize in eating birds, and there was one nesting in the forest last spring. it's a tense season for all the birds.

“A developed country is not when the poor have cars. It is when the rich use public transportation.” Gustavo Petro, socialist candidate for Colombian presidency

Dr. Warner says she was high on somethin' called P-Funk Ice. It's a tranquilizer for ducks.

Seeing as how this site is arguably more productive than Twitter for actively exploring new ideas rather than having shitheads show up to barf in my notifications about white genocide, I need to ask if anyone knows any decent accounts to follow for some good old fashioned MARXISM.

And leftism in general. I'm not gonna be picky.

so yesterday I learned that the draining board I've been using in our kitchen is *not* dishwasher-safe.

allergy symptoms, booze/food 

oh right, and I got mildly glutened on Wednesday, which exacerbates allergy-like symptoms, so that's contributing even more to feeling like I have a mild head cold. YAAAAAAAAAY

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allergy symptoms, booze/food 

my throat is hurting more or less continually these days, FUGGIN TREE BUKKAKE. it's making me crave booze, which is silly because booze tends to make my throat hurt *more* the day after. :| but I still want some. specifically I'm wanting a Jeppson's Malort hot toddy, because I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY IT MAKES NO SENSE BUT I WANT IT. so instead I'm going to have peppermint tea and a GF donut. :P

today's to-do list 

* grocery store
+ clean catboxes
+ feed self
+ empty dishwasher
+ laundry
+ take out trash
* clean & refill hummingbird feeder
* make Dr. appt.
* make apple dessert stuff
* um I'm pretty sure there's something else but I can't think of it right now so lololol

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Oh reddit. "During the Cold War, Finland secretly smuggled more than ten thousand vowels from Czechoslovakia. That's why the Finnish have sentences like 'Älä rääkkää kääkkää kääkänrääkkääjä!' and the Czechs have 'Strč prst skrz krk.'"

today's to-do list 

* grocery store
* clean catboxes
* feed self
* empty dishwasher
* laundry
* take out trash
* clean & refill hummingbird feeder
* make Dr. appt.

You won't find better prices anywhere! We're practically giving genders away! Iiittt'sss
GENDER
GENDER
GENDER MAAAADNESS

Coroner says she was high on somethin' called Blue Jackpot. It's a nootropic for sea otters.

So I think I pieced together what the heck ✨Plush Punk✨ means now. 

✨Plush punk✨ is a subculture of punk that extols kindness, community and all around ‘softness’ (either figurative and/or literal!), but is ready to raise hell when something threatens those values.

[f/x: attempting to shove entire week into Giant Sun Cannon]

ohmygod Nar just bit his own tail hard enough to pull out a couple of (small) tufts of fur and then he *hissed* at it. I am *dying*.

uspol, zuck, mean 

Okay this is probably a little mean to point out but it's zuckerberg so I don't really feel bad about it

He had a little booster seat to sit on while giving testimony

welp sleep didn't work out too well for me today, which is annoying because today is a Stuff To Do day, as is tomorrow, and Naps are not on the Stuff To Do list. :| I'm really not sure how I'm going to get all the Stuff done and still fit Naps into my schedule. maybe instead I'll actually sleep tonight??? WHAT A TWIST

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