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me: you're doing a good job, Roomba *as it toodles around the office*
Spouse: you do not need to encourage the Roomba.
me: Roomba needs pats and love!
Spouse: THAT IS NOT HOW A ROOMBA WORKS.

something is blooming today that I am direfully allergic to. this is *miserable*

dreamstuff 

I dreamed I was a monster again. some kind of mist-cat, I was basically a largish (the size of a small room) quantity of mist, until I formed bits of myself to attack people with, and I horribly murdered a couple of people before disappearing down a storm drain. it was pretty fun. my apologies to the person who had me as their nightmare...

I also dreamed about tiny adorable black goat-sheep that I got to pet and snuggle. dreams = winning

warm political take seen elsewhere 

"Trump can take credit for the Korean peace talks the same way a man who interrupts an argument between two neighbors to bite the head off a chicken can take credit for ending their argument."

just remembered this thing I made a few years ago in which I wrote a program that, for each letter of the alphabet, draws every word containing that letter on top of each other, centering the letter in question static.decontextualize.com/ave

oh is it time again already?

* furry-adjacent saurian/dragonkin
* bitey, with feathers
* green hair
* (they/them or zie/zir)
* currently ace/aro
* historically
* intermittent mostly of
* lifelong depressive disorder, currently mostly in remission
*
* occasionally posts about "woo-stuff" (magic/spirituality/weirdness)
* frequently posts about wildlife (birds, coyotes, squirrels)
* 2 adorable
* 1 adorable

yes! I have Accomplished The Things! thank you for the encouragement and puppy picture! XD

okay time for the second half of Getting Stuff Done--Leaving The House Edition

bleh

okay, gotta Go Do The Things today. really don't want to; really kinda gotta. *puts on determined face*

.... but not just yet. *continues mine-farming in WoW* >____>

OK, all you #Mastodon instance admins, this might be the beginning of a new wave of users coming onto the network.
Twitter sold data to Cambridge Analytica; data sales accounted for 13% of Twitter's revenue in 2017
9to5mac.com/2018/04/30/cambrid

RT @krassenstein@twitter.com: BREAKING: The City of Seattle has just filed a motion to vacate all convictions & drop all charges for marijuana possession for anyone arrested in the city over the last 30 years!!

Finally some justice!
twitter.com/krassenstein/statu

Please be compassionate to the people who pop up on other instances in the next few weeks asking if anyone knows why witches.town is down.

and there's ducklings! at least a dozen on the lawn, and several more I can just barely glimpse scooting around on the pond.

Avengers: Infinity War (definitely spoilery) 

also I really want the other Marvel Universe movies coming out (Ant Man/Wasp, Deadpool) to have the last ten minutes consist of half the cast randomly disintegrating while the survivors are like "wait... wtf???"

Deadpool disintegrates, reforms, disintegrates again, reforms again, says "HEY KNOCK IT OFF, THIS TICKLES"

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Avengers: Infinity War (no specific spoilers but spoiler-ish) 

I may be a terrible person, but when the audience was filing out of the theatre all quiet and subdued and some of them looking like they wanted to cry I had to stifle giggling. okay yeah it's because I'm a terrible person. it was a surprisingly good movie, though! several LOL points, it integrated the rest of the series really well, didn't have any painfully obvious plot holes. I want to watch it again!

... did I repost my intro yesterday? I don't think I did? o_____o I AM CONFUSE

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