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me, using wet wipes to clean a kitten's paws after he's used the litterbox while the kitten is squirming and squeaking indignantly: no, you are not being oppressed.

Do Not Know If bird or somebody trying to start a recalcitrant car engine in the distance

(spoiler: it's a bird)

and it's sleep time, which has snuck up on me once again because IT IS STILL FULL DAYLIGHT OUTSIDE, WHAT IS THIS WITCHCRAFT EVEN, WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME AUUUGGGGHHHH

I have a kitten on my chest. your argument is invalid.

kitten antics 

when Raziel catches a string toy he'll usually clamp onto it with his teeth and growl at it. not at me, not at another cat... at the toy. it's *tremendously* cute. and then after he's sat and growled at it a bit he lets it go and leans back, waiting for it to start moving again...

When the timelines, that sometimes catch fire, get too hot it's okay to step away.

It's also okay to not do it.

Try to practice self-care where you can get it.

Trump camps - take action! 

This Twitter user is organizing protests in every ICE detention center in the country this July 1st. Please boost!

twitter.com/ALT_uscis/status/1

ICE centers listing: ice.gov/detention-facilities

#trumpcamps

uspol, immigration, "the 1000 missing kids" 

This breaks that "ORR lost 1000 kids" story down wonderfully: twitter.com/jduffyrice/status/

Stop spreading your bullshit just because you score political points for it.

tl;dr they are with family or at shelters, not "MISSING"

Today is the 2nd anniversary of my webcomic, [un]Divine! ✨ You can check it out here: undivinecomic.com/

kitten antics, food 

it's frickin adorable but damn, this kitten has some kind of cold fusion power plant or something. MUST GET CURRY

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kitten antics, food 

Razi is SO. DETERMINED. to investigate my curry, he's been jumping up on my desk and being (gently) dropped on the floor for about ten minutes now. he's *tired*, he's gotten to the point where when he sits down his eyes start sliding closed and he wobbles a bit, but then he is reminded that my food exists and DETERMINATION RETURNS.

Someone figured out how to take violence completely out of a monster raising game while still having conflict
ooblets.com/2018/06/the-secret

I want a series of Fred Rogers for President campaign ads. The Cabinet is sitting in the President's briefing room, outlining today's crises and concluding with a plea: "Mr. President, what do we do?" Everyone turns to the head of the table where an old TV and VCR turn on, and as the CRT warms up the VCR fast-forwards to a clip from "Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood" that covers exactly this situation. In one corner a general starts quietly weeping tears of joy, realizing that sharing is an option…

*checks Masto feed*

... WELP

*goes back to kitten care*

confusing dreams with real life 

I was on an airplane where they gave the passengers tablets for an animated test/quiz to select "captains," who would sit in the first class area and be responsible for passenger safety in emergencies. the test involved identifying swimming koi, complicated math problems, and identifying sarcasm.

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