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Nazis are like a really bad staph infection: if you just stop fighting them when you start to feel better, they're going to come back with much greater resistance and hurt a lot more people

where "playthrough" = abdicating, so I get a trophy for a faction then immediately abdicate and go on to the next I don't have a trophy for

working on the demons now

now doing playthroughs of Realm Grinder to get the faction trophies, then will probably settle down for a good long run with the undeads, because their bonuses are pretty spiff. elves are good too; I haven't been particularly impressed with most of the others.

but aside from that, I have accomplished all the things I set out to do today, hooray! *tosses a handful of confetti in the air, which gets caught in the air conditioner and fan and blows everygoddamnwhere, getting in my eyes, OH GODS IT'S IN MY EYES, WHY DID I THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA*

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okay evidently I won't be picking up the box that was sent to the office yesterday because today the office is surrounded by construction tape and closed! nooooo idea what it's for or why, I couldn't get close enough to the sign to read the explanation (yes I have new glasses on the way). might be able to pick it up tomorrow? *shrug emoji*

so after I finish my tea I'ma get on the stuff I need to do. or maybe eat a thing, though that's... fraught. as always. >_____<

stuff I really need to do today:
* pick up package from rental office
* run dishwasher
* clean catboxes

other than that... beeeeehhhhh. *lolls extravagantly*

I'm not sure what else I'm doing with my life, but at some point I decided to design a font that's up to 25% more doughnutty than the leading doughnut font (which is Frankfurter of course). The working filename has been "Glazed" but I'm trying to settle on a better name for it. mastodon.social/media/JE4evFHg

I had a tremendously lovely day going and hanging out with people yesterday but today I am completely exhausted, so this is going to be a day of "nope, just gonna sit here and not do a goddamn thing." <3

re:lb yay hairy/downy woodpeckers! there's one (or maybe two) that visit my suet feeder almost daily. ^___^

Female downy woodpecker just outside the breakfast nook (excuse the bay window seat reflection, I didn't want to get closer and scare her). mastodon.social/media/-N3n4HGB

Melinda says they OD'd on some new narcotic called P-Funk Grout. It's made from Cheezits and termites.

Today's google doodle is fucking /excellent/ and everyone should click on it

Count your chickens before they're hatched once, shame on you. Count your chickens before they're hatched twice, cut once.

(are we going with "lb" for "last boost" or "lrt" for "last re-toot")

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