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dreamstuff 

* got a preview of the next Doctor's regeneration scene, which was quite cool, although spoiled somewhat by my (subconscious?) fear that since the new Doctor is female they'll put her in a short dress and heels BECAUSE PATRIARCHY. this bit also featured a "retrospective" of past Doctors, companions, and Masters, most of which were never on the show.

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dreamstuff 

* something about learning to fly by capturing a spirit phoenix and then something WoW-type quest something? that was interrupted by an angry rant from Roger Ebert about the health dangers of smoking. nevertheless, I did manage to fly some, though I had difficulty clearing two-story buildings, presumably because I never finished the quest.
* OMG I AM CRAVING CINNAMON ROLLS SO BADLY. (good GF cinnamon rolls are frickin' impossible to find)

If every decent software engineer knows that faces and fingerprints cannot be passwords because they're neither secret nor can you change them, then why does Apple, which is supposed to be a top-notch tech company, release features like that

quick thing before i vanish to...i dunno. things. cw: american politics, current events, hellbird, ted cruz, THAT tweet, LEWD ADJACENT there we go sorry about that: 

Sometimes I think the Onion purposely does an article that's not ***quite*** funny, but has a reasonable chance of coming true.

theonion.com/article/report-ne

Gentle reminder: I'm a poor unemployed woof swimming in debt and I need some sort term financial help to pay some of it down:
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Long term I'm looking for remote editing, php, or database work:
fluffypira.sexy/resume

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patreon.com/FluffyPira

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disneystuff 

unfortunately I was unable to alligator in the pool this afternoon, as Old People were monopolizing the floaty things. :(

on the upside I saw a large lizard enthusiastically doing the red throat flashing thing, as well as a couple of limpkins (another bird I had never heard of before!), a bald eagle, and maybe a couple of northern mockingbirds.

also we're going to do "Flight of Passage" again tonight!!!!!!!! eeeeeeeeee


nail clippers
chapstick
arsenicum album (shut up)
ballpoint pen
Sharpie (for graffiti emergencies)
shopping list
Epcot food & wine festival guide
probably obsolete plane boarding pass

I'm running the tabletop #RPG segment of the Extra Life fundraising marathon. Can I get a boost to help kids?

extra-life.org/

welp, it finally happened: I lost my glasses.

fortunately I don't need them for most usage. it means I can't read signs far away, and I'm likely to get more headaches, and of course I look much cooler with glasses than without. but it's not a terrible crippling loss.

plus, they were super cheap with Zenni. I'll order another two pairs (so I have a backup this time) and they'll probably be getting delivered about when I get home. :D

*pokes gingerly at notifications column*

uh... ehh? there's nothing there at all now.... o_______o

there are many sparrows foraging around the boardwalk area. I put some chip crumbs on the porch for them, and then thought of using the Merlin app to play their calls to attract them, because last time I did that I ended up surrounded by like a dozen sparrows and I felt like goddamn Snow White, but the Merlin app isn't working for some reason. the sparrows figured out where the chip crumbs were anyway, and are happily sparrowing around on the porch. ^___^


hi! call me "green."
I am:
*furry-adjacent
*draconic
*saurian-esque
*agender
*85% asexual
*extremely romance-ambivalent
*Sagittarius
*mostly extroverted
*bitey
*top/dom egg

I have:
*green hair
*gluten allergy/intolerance
*Opinions
*very strange dreams
*a complicated relationship with reality
*a black cat familiar
*an otterkitty Spouse

I do:
*writing
*birdwatching
*magic
*WoW RP
*tabletop RP (mostly D&D)
*walking
*Scrabble

oh are we doing a "where were you when" thing?

well

I decline.

<3

A note for instance admins: that "clear out old preview cards" took a LONG time on elekk, which is relatively small; I can only imagine how long it would take on a big instance. Be careful!

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