green except too damn hot @green@awoo.space

well, either a redtail or a Cooper's hawk; either is unlikely for this time of year, but nothing else fits the profile. huh!

**green except too damn hot** @green@awoo.space · Dec 11, 2017, 18:21

**green except too damn hot** @green@awoo.space · Dec 11, 2017, 18:21

Dec 11, 2017, 18:21

Bexx @Kiyrradellienne@wandering.shop

finally can sort of see what the crows are mobbing, from a distance and through a bunch of trees. it's bigger than the crows, but not a lot, so probably not an eagle; predominant colors are brown and red, so I'm guessing a redtail hawk. aaand I would probably be wrong; this is the wrong area for them at this time of year. hmm...

**green except too damn hot** · Dec 11, 2017, 17:39

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**Bexx** @Kiyrradellienne@wandering.shop · Dec 11, 2017, 17:39

Dec 11, 2017, 17:39

Perhaps also instantly (and consistently) successful artist and/or novelist.

Bexx @Kiyrradellienne@wandering.shop

**green except too damn hot** · Dec 11, 2017, 17:36

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**Bexx** @Kiyrradellienne@wandering.shop · Dec 11, 2017, 17:36

Dec 11, 2017, 17:36

I'm starting a petition to the universe for a place where we can submit reincarnation requests. My short list includes cat and dragon.

**green except too damn hot** · Dec 11, 2017, 07:23

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**Del** @WelshPixie@mastodon.social · Dec 11, 2017, 07:23

Dec 11, 2017, 07:23

Del @WelshPixie@mastodon.social

My grandparents decided to learn Welsh when they were 65. After two years of lessons in it (and talking Welsh with me at home, I was going to a Welsh school and was already fluent), they were fluent. My grandmother, around the same time, decided to overcome her phobia of water and had me teach her how to swim. She'd swim laps with me in the pool up into her 80s.

You're not too old and it's not too late to try something new.

**green except too damn hot** @green@awoo.space · Dec 11, 2017, 18:03

**green except too damn hot** @green@awoo.space · Dec 11, 2017, 18:03

Dec 11, 2017, 18:03

there's a hawk or something flying around the complex, with about thirty crows chasing and scolding it. been kinda noisy out there this morning! XD

**green except too damn hot** @green@awoo.space · Dec 11, 2017, 05:15

**green except too damn hot** @green@awoo.space · Dec 11, 2017, 05:15

Dec 11, 2017, 05:15

and with that, awooligans, goodnight. dream well, sleep soundly, and may tomorrow bring you wonders and blessings. <3 you all.

**green except too damn hot** @green@awoo.space · Dec 11, 2017, 05:14

**green except too damn hot** @green@awoo.space · Dec 11, 2017, 05:14

Dec 11, 2017, 05:14

yep, for retoots too, nice! will help make the notifications column much less huge. ;)

**green except too damn hot** @green@awoo.space · Dec 11, 2017, 05:12

**green except too damn hot** @green@awoo.space · Dec 11, 2017, 05:12

Dec 11, 2017, 05:12

ooooh, collapsible favorite notifications, and probably retoot notices? niiiiice.

**green except too damn hot** @green@awoo.space · Dec 11, 2017, 05:00

**green except too damn hot** @green@awoo.space · Dec 11, 2017, 05:00

Dec 11, 2017, 05:00

sheebus carps, the downstairs neighbors are being REALLY LOUD right now. o______o good thing I use a fan and air purifier for background noise, earplugs, and NyQuil to get to sleep... >_____<

**green except too damn hot** @green@awoo.space · Dec 11, 2017, 04:57

**green except too damn hot** @green@awoo.space · Dec 11, 2017, 04:57

Dec 11, 2017, 04:57

Story Seed Vault @storyseedvault@wandering.shop

OH YOU'RE BACK, YAY HI

**green except too damn hot** · Dec 10, 2017, 22:46

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**Story Seed Vault** @storyseedvault@wandering.shop · Dec 10, 2017, 22:46

Dec 10, 2017, 22:46

🚨THE VAULT IS OPEN! 🚨
We're putting out the call for diverse sci-fi writers that are:
- Disabled
- First Nations
- Marginalised sexes, genders, & identities
- Neurodivergent
- POC
- Scientists (research & comms)
New or established, we want your micro-scifi! Remember to read our new guidelines. The shorter the fiction, the better we pay! storyseedvault.com/submissions/

#MicroFiction #tootfic #smallstories

**green except too damn hot** · Dec 10, 2017, 19:49

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**abben** @abbenm@mastodon.social · Dec 10, 2017, 19:49

Dec 10, 2017, 19:49

abben @abbenm@mastodon.social

Decentralized...

Physical reality. Space is projected over a four dimensional plane of spacetime in which objects can be interacted at any location, with depending on a central server

**green except too damn hot** @green@awoo.space · Dec 10, 2017, 19:40

**green except too damn hot** @green@awoo.space · Dec 10, 2017, 19:40

Dec 10, 2017, 19:40

WOW. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2017/12/08/the-solar-eclipse-burned-a-crescent-wound-on-a-womans-retina-she-wasnt-wearing-proper-glasses/?utm_term=.c8b0fd9ac196

eye injury, not-exactly-graphic-but-maybe-graphic-enough pictures, do not look directly at a solar eclipse no really

**green except too damn hot** @green@awoo.space · Dec 10, 2017, 19:27

**green except too damn hot** @green@awoo.space · Dec 10, 2017, 19:27

Dec 10, 2017, 19:27

Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

omg the Amazon reviews for the $9000 Swiss Army knife (no that's not an extra 0) are FANTASTIC. https://www.amazon.com/Wenger-16999-Swiss-Knife-Giant/product-reviews/B001DZTJRQ/ref=cm_cr_getr_d_paging_btm_1?ie=UTF8&reviewerType=all_reviews&pageNumber=1 I've been giggling for half an hour straight.

**green except too damn hot** · Dec 10, 2017, 18:02

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**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Dec 10, 2017, 18:02

Dec 10, 2017, 18:02

Apparently the London Underground is suffering delays and suspended services due to... snow?

IT'S UNDERGROUND FOR FUCK'S SAKE, HOW CAN THE MINIMAL AMOUNT OF SNOW BE FUCKING IT UP?!

WE'RE EVIDENTLY REALLY BAD AT THIS WINTER THING

**green except too damn hot** · Dec 10, 2017, 16:48

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**Ellie** @noelle@elekk.xyz · Dec 10, 2017, 16:48

Dec 10, 2017, 16:48

Fun fact: if a Patreon creator is violating their terms of service, you have to hunt down (as far as I can tell, it's linked on /one/ page deep in the Help section) and fill out a fucking Google Form to report them.

**green except too damn hot** · Dec 10, 2017, 16:51

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**Ellie** @noelle@elekk.xyz · Dec 10, 2017, 16:51

Dec 10, 2017, 16:51

Anyway, here's the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfEYr_hMunVaqHNXCpv9oQIpY4_ghKLeAxytXI8H0PqXPr6Zg/viewform

In case you wanted to report, for example, the racist, sexist, transphobic, PROMOTED "creator" Jordan Peterson: https://www.patreon.com/jordanbpeterson

**green except too damn hot** · Dec 10, 2017, 17:22

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**Ellie** @noelle@elekk.xyz · Dec 10, 2017, 17:22

Dec 10, 2017, 17:22

If you have a few dollars, I’d be appreciative. https://www.paypal.me/joyeusenoelle

**green except too damn hot** · Dec 10, 2017, 17:34

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**Ellie** @noelle@elekk.xyz · Dec 10, 2017, 17:34

Dec 10, 2017, 17:34