volunteering (very mild self-injury)
OH AND in like the last 45 minutes of my shift I was opening the front door of the office and managed to jam a splinter INTO THE CORNER OF MY PINKIE NAIL, like right *under* the nail. the pain from it radiated all the way down my pinkie to my hand. I only just now dug it out.
volunteering (mostly dull)
and ended my volunteer day with setting up a "foraging pool" for the outdoor pigeons, a shallow wading pool with a bunch of branches and leaves and debris and a cup of pigeon feed scattered in it. the three pigeons seemed unimpressed, but they had a full tray of feed in their enclosure.
then came home, showered, fell into bed, and napped for three hours. and am now sneezing and hoping I'm not coming down with a cold. :P
volunteering (mostly dull)
today we got chores *assigned* to us, to break us out of our "usual chore" ruts, so instead of cleaning the ward I did the outside cleaning pad, and managed *not* to get soaked from the knees down, because there were only two things that needed cleaning. :P then I transferred a pigeon from the ward to an outdoor enclosure and set up two outdoor enclosures for crows, who I assume were transferred after our morning volunteer shift ended.
volunteering (mostly dull)
meat! this is a very small pond turtle, she ignored all the vegetable, fish, and insect offerings and went straight for the rat, quail, and chicken bits. which is uuuuunuusuaal?? and raises the question of how she's going to eat "in the wild"--are we going to start getting calls about her raiding somebody's chicken coop? *imagines tiny little turtle dragging a live chicken by the leg, the chicken's mostly "bwuhk?"*
volunteering (mostly dull)
we have about 30 "patients" total; the usual raccoon kids, bear cubs, and bobkittens, and the seasonal assortment of gulls, owls, crows, pigeons, and sparrows. and one turtle--heh, they were having trouble with the turtle, she's been here for months (she's a locally endangered species and part of a tracking experiment, it's complicated) and she recently started refusing food. a couple days ago they offered her a buffet of food items, and found out what she *will* eat--
this message brought to you by Nar, while I was napping apparently. :P (though I'm the one who had to post it)
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So I had to check this three times to be sure but...
Yes that DOES say "seductive mint gel" on that tube of toothpaste. You read that correctly.
What in the fuck, Colgate
Well. This is...
Sometimes things actually go right? And everything comes together faster than you expected and all?
So, for anyone who's interested, The Bargain by @jessmahler is now available for pre-order on Amazon!
The Bargain is a #fantasy thriller exploring themes of family, betrayal, trauma, and sacrifice. Comes with several trigger warnings, mostly what you'd expect with those themes. #ownvoices for #polyamory, #bdsm, & #ptsd
I don't want to be the type of artist who thinks representation by itself is enough, either, so if anyone knows any Saudi voices in the furry community (or just in general, depending on how cool they are with lewd/trans furry stuff?) who I can ask for advice and, with permission, promote alongside whatever stories I tell, by all means, let me know. 🔸
There is no reason to keep subjects inaccessible, to tell someone who obviously has done some research "to google it", to tell someone to RTFM. It shows that you hold the person in contempt, for virtue of not being skilled. It shows you're an asshole who thinks they're better than everyone else, and the reality is, you prolly ain't shit in the grand scheme of things.
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pronouns: they/them
location: Seattle
phenotype: dracosaur
alignment: chaotic well-intentioned
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aka Sprackraptor, Rasha, elynne, Yahvahzensil, & etc.
40-something ace/aro
an identity under construction in a badly-fitting human suit.
~follows welcome; followbacks not guaranteed~