Claire @hokaze@awoo.space

Jatchet & Jank is a third-person shooter platform video jame developed by Jeansomniac and published by Jony for the JeanStation 2 in 2002.

The jame is noted for its wide array of jeapons and jadgets from galactic megajorp Jadgetron

Although critically acclaimed, critics noted that compared to later entries in the series, it has aged less gracefully, much like a pair of bell-bottom jeans

Haven't been posting much as late as life has been a lot and I'm even more perpetually exhausted than normal, BUT

Today's the 2 year anniversary of me moving into my own house! ^_^

(getting keys and starting to setup furniture and move some stuff over predates this, but 2nd July is the actual "I've moved in and will be sleeping here tonight" day)

I am once again undertaking the June challenge, good luck to everyone else also participating!

Babe wake up, new pannenkoek video just dropped, SM64’s Unopenable Door Has Finally Been Opened!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmqFoojMeD8

Happy International Bat Appreciation Day to all those who celebrate

Happy 413 (Homestuck Day) to those who celebrate!

May all your irons in the fire be the correct amount of tortured metaphor and you be free to boggle vacantly at the appropriate amount of shenanigans

Still feeling hella drained from meeting up with certain relatives yesterday and how much of a waste of time that was, where despite being nagged into going, nobody seemed to want to be there

I turned in for bed at like 8pm and am still exhausted x_x

Feels like a crime that I hadn't already seen it, but finally watched Hackers (1995) as intended:

in a group call with a bunch of nerds around the world

Including quoting part of the script, the real world hackers, big hacks, phone phreaking etc that inspired elements of the movie and everyone agreeing on the sheer queer energy of many of the protags and their many outfits

Felt cute earlier, posed with swords, made skirt go spinny

First selfie/dressup album in nearly a year:

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1uGiyyhHo4NjnCvPh88EVEhjomFgzxHCD?usp=drive_link

Imagine it's 2007, your crush is over to play Wii but you've only got 1 controller

So you have to pass the Wiimote in turns

You accidentally brush hands when the remote is exchanged, "sorry", awkwardness, and the game resumes

But as the calm turn-taking of Wii Sports Bowling is replaced with the frantic exchanges of Warioware Smooth Moves your hands meet more and more

The same offering of the Wiimote, but contact lingers longer and longer, until neither of you let go

This too is Yuri

Finally hit my build goal of having my Pathfinder Bard be able to *always* roll a 69 on Knowledge (Planes) checks

After just under 4 real world years of playing and hitting Lv 19 with the end of the campaign likely in the next few months, funny number has been achieved

(Yes my ace nerdy bookworm bard rolls a 69 on the skill that relates to Succubi, Incubi, Angel Girls, etc - we're in a righteous crusade against evil, it seemed prudent to know thy enemy, is all)

It's International Women's Day!

Have you recently gifted an important woman in your life a sword?

(if you are girl;s, gifting yourself a sword, as a treat, is a fine way to celebrate today)

Did a few more tests using different SD Cards and USB Drives (both flash and external hdd) as well as different Wii http server homebrew

Outlook is looking grim. In all instances, either timeouts in browser or core dump on Wii before it's even done serving index.html, the site's icon and a small js file, let alone hitting the actual big files to serve

If Wookipedia (Star Wars wiki) has a "Breasts" page and some wikis have seperate pages for Expanded Universe... 🤔

(...cursed thought prompted by someone sharing the actual Wookipedia article with me led to this cursed edit)

In today's episode of "Why are you using technology that way???"

The results of using a Nintendo Wii as a basic http 1.1 server to serve a small webassembly game over LAN are inconclusive as to whether it'd be "intolerably slow" or merely "flash player nostalgia slow"

As the server failed to actual serve most of the files - even the small index.html often crashed the server or had the browser time out

Currently suspect old SD card is problem, other apps also very slow/crash prone

For folks wanting to support Jane Moon (or listen to her music):

Shirts: https://moon.gay
Buy her a Coffee: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/djmannik
Music: https://soundcloud.com/djmannik

So dasharez0ne just got Milkshake Duck'd, turns out the account was stolen from a trans artist

(and this explains the weird shift into commercialisation + dril collabs)

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1QBwTeS3c5v1CJYQys68wBECrexEh4I1yWWtWT93ilWM/preview#

https://twitter.com/janem00n/status/1761292270769246270

There was a "describe your gender identity" bandwagon on Cohost recently...

...so I decided to dust-off the old 100 Axis Gender Model as my answers have changed a fair bit since 2020.

"Insufficient RAM to run Gender, please close all other applications and try again"

To everyone who has ever had to interact with me: my condolences that you had to bear witness to such a tragedy

"xbox gamerscore"? How very 2005 of you.

It's 2024, you should be grinding for that "gay more score" instead