Oh, damn it, I forgot a couple of key jokes in that long bad-joke chain from April Fool's Day.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? 

Grapes are purple.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? 

"Here come the elephants!"

What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? 

"Here come the grapes!" (She was color-blind.)

How do you fit five elephants in a volkswagen? 

@noelle Two in the front, three in the back.

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How do you know if there's an elephant in your refrigerator? 

@noelle Footprints in the butter.

How do you know if there's FIVE elephants in your refrigerator? 

@noelle Footprints in the butter and a volkswagen parked outside

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