This is an all-time great DM story. LOVE IT.
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Dumb #dnd story time.
I once gave my players "A Tome of Absolute Knowledge." A thick wood-bound ledger full of tiny 3pt font script. There was a wooden mouth carved on the front that spoke (without moving) to anyone who wished to read from the book.
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