RT @SamSykesSwears@twitter.com
Massage Tarantula crawling its horse-sized, hairy bulk down the cubicle aisles, sneaking up behind you while you input data and giving you a shoulder rub
it's the most relaxing thing you've felt and you dare not move beneath Massage Tarantula's eight-eyed gsaze
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/SamSykesSwears/status/1489800995739553792