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RT @tribdinosaur@twitter.com

(FYI this is not advice.) I made this to meditate, and it made me realize how important Dael was as an avatar of my ideal self growing up: No matter how big he got, he never abused his strength.

💙 Happy everyone. goo.gl/tGVq61 Daily Doodles #68.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/tribdinosaur/statu

RT @argyllbooks@twitter.com

Catch @writerfox@twitter.com and other local @sfwa@twitter.com authors at Mountain View Public Library on Wednesday the 11th at 6pm. They’ll be discussing their work and reading from their books.

mountainview.libcal.com/calend

🐦🔗: twitter.com/argyllbooks/status

RT @Arumi_kai@twitter.com

If you’re having a rough day, here’s a compilation of various things baking in the oven

🐦🔗: twitter.com/Arumi_kai/status/1

RT @GraceHallinan@twitter.com

A few weeks ago I left a cicada shell on my colleague’s desk to scare her. Today I came in to find this on my desk - our full lab reconstructed in terrifying detail. There’s an Irish one wearing glasses READING MY REVIEW PAPER. I’m simultaneously traumatised and dying of laughter

🐦🔗: twitter.com/GraceHallinan/stat

RT @Racesolar@twitter.com

a commission for @TexMexBoi@twitter.com of his super cool firbolg ranger, Morris!

🐦🔗: twitter.com/Racesolar/status/1

RT @Pumpkin_Rot@twitter.com

Guys. Bigfoot fucked. Bigfoot laid fuckin' pipe and had a kid. Bigfoot actually clapped cheeks with a human woman and produced a real life child. There is a cinematic universe where a woman went out into the wild and got railed by Sasquatch and bore him a son.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/Pumpkin_Rot/status

RT @lukeisamazing@twitter.com

millennials: I only have $2.37 in my savings, you can't take anything else from me
the new recession:

🐦🔗: twitter.com/lukeisamazing/stat

There is VIDEO of him DOING it, fuck outta here with 'witnesses said'

RT @cnnbrk@twitter.com

A captain at a Rhode Island detention facility has resigned after witnesses said he drove a truck toward a line of protesters who demanded the center stop cooperating with US Immigration and Customs Enforcement cnn.it/2Ze6nTa

🐦🔗: twitter.com/cnnbrk/status/1162

RT @HuskyZephyr@twitter.com

There's an Elon Musk F-List profile and I can't fucking stop laughing.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/HuskyZephyr/status

RT @jpbrammer@twitter.com

Hello. My name is Joo Dee, and I work for Amazon. We are treated very well and I love my coworkers. My manager listens to me and I have plenty of bathroom breaks. There is no war in Ba Sing Se.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/jpbrammer/status/1

RT @SimuLiu@twitter.com

Maybe you’re having a rough week. Maybe your boss isn’t giving you credit. Maybe you accidentally broke your mom’s favourite vase. Maybe you’re caught in the middle of a hilarious battle between cultural beauty standards!

Either way, bring it in! 😜

🐦🔗: twitter.com/SimuLiu/status/116

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